Besides an evocative cover ...
Monday, February 8, 2021
ENTICING DESCRIPTIONS SELL BOOKS
Saturday, February 6, 2021
I LIVE AT AN ALIEN CRASH SITE! A Midnight Guest Post
First a shameless plug for my human
Now, that that is out of the way ...
There I was looking out of the terrace door
when I spotted a huge crater below
with dirty water
in its rippling center.
Sure, Food Guy says
it's going to be a fancy pond
as this dive, ah, apartment complex
is still being built
(only 4 buildings out of 11 done so far.)
But I am putting Paw to Keyboard
just in case he and I turn up missing
you will know why!
But if an alien makes a try
for my food dish,
it will NOT be pretty!
After all, I am
CAPTAIN MIDNIGHT!
Monday, February 1, 2021
SO YOU WANT TO SELL YOUR BOOK_IWSG Post
it's not about you ...
It's about the person you want to spend $ on your prose.
We want to share in a great read with others ...
I got my 4 best friends in junior high to read a "phone book" of a tome
by teasing the beginning of a desert fort manned by only corpses ...
Who propped the last body up?
THE LEAGUE OF FIVE
and
why I think audio books are important:
https://rolandyeomans.blogspot.com/2014/09/the-league-of-five.html
The LEAGUE OF FIVE did not last.
The Tugs of Life have a way of doing that.
But we're talking about
selling your new book, right?
Nissa Annakindt wrote a great post on that:
https://myantimatterlife.wordpress.com/2021/02/01/writing-book-promotions-for-social-media/
WHY DO YOU READ?
How much do you enjoy
calls from telemarketers?
Keep those 2 questions in mind as you try
to market your book.
Be brief in your tease.
Add wonder, mystery,
And in a world gone mad ...
give them laughter
along with relatable characters
who are good company for the journey.
That you are marketing at all means to many
you are not selling thousands and are probably self or small press published
which casts doubts on how well you can write.
ENTICE THEM WITH THE SPARKLE
OF YOUR LOGLINE
AND FRESHNESS OF YOUR WIT.
Monday, January 18, 2021
MARDI GRAS has been cancelled in New Orleans ... this year
But in 1946, it has come back after
the 4 long War Years
And the undead can hardly wait
to walk among the living
hidden by their masks.
A mysteriously murdered
woman is found
upon the cobblestones of
the infamous Pirates Alley,
disrupting the shooting of
Frank Capra's latest movie.
Twilight City,
starring Jimmy Stewart
and
Cesar Romero.
While in the Hotel Ponchatrain's
famed Caribbean Room,
the powerful party
as if there will be no tomorrow.
Which for some, there may not be
unless Lucas,
the former O.S.S. agent
now turned Prop Master,
prowls the shadows again.
Worse, he may lose not just his job,
but the life of the eerily resurrected woman
he thought lost to him forever.
For the deadly Santa Muerte
has a promise to keep
to a Judas hiding among
the few people he trusts.
The audio book of this
is coming soon.
Tell your friends.
I could use a Mardi Gras
miracle!
Monday, January 11, 2021
MIDNIGHT'S Back!
Midnight is finally back!
He wants his old apartment back/
Me, too!
He's reading my latest
and wants the heater
turned up.
The receptionist asked for
$685!
She saw my eyes and
checked again.
Only $85!
I almost had a heart attack.
He's off now squirreled
in some nook of this apartment
taking a well-deserved nap
after 4 months of
vet prison.
The ghost of Mark Twain
is Happy.
Midnight is back on the
mantel where he belongs!
Friday, January 8, 2021
TUMBLED down 11 steps yesterday
The ghost of Mark Twain chided me
for trying to carry too much
up that 21 step staircase!
He said I was a writer not a mountaineer!
Saturday, January 2, 2021
Moving Into A New Apartment ... at TWICE my last rent! IWSG post
Talk about insecure!
Livable apartments are almost impossible to find in this city,
so those with them are asking for premium rents.
How I will pay this impossible rent, I do not know.
So if you have been tempted to buy one of my audio or paperbacks, or Kindle books ...
now would be a great time.
My two NOT SO INNOCENTS books are intriguing.
But all of us are facing struggles and challenges this New Year.
- Newt Grigrich
I can't promise things will change tomorrow ...
only that change is inevitable.
There can only be so many Jokers in a deck, right?