Enough with the unicorns already!!
Ratatoskr here to wish you guys a MERRY CHRISTMAS!
Roland?
Oh, he's changing into warm clothes. I gave him a White Christmas for my present.
And did he appreciate it? Nooooooo!
I mean so I made it snow INSIDE his apartment.
What's the big deal?
We even had a neat snowball fight and everything. At least I thought it was neat. Snicker.
Know what I want for Christmas?
Buy my book and give me a GLOWING REVIEW.
Hey, humility is over-rated! Only 99 cents.
Already have it? Great!
You can get the Audio of it for ONLY $1.99!
And Shhh! No telling Roland I asked.
He gets so bent out of shape for the strangest reasons.
I mean I whisked Angelina Jolie to sit on his lap and everything last night.
Ah, I did sorta bring her husband along, too.
And all her children!
Good thing Roland has a big apartment!
Roland just says I wanted to read all her tattoos.
Which I did!
She giggled when I scurried down her back to read those.
At least I choose to think it was a giggle.
Her husband promptly slugged Roland who said it wasn't his fault!
Pitt growled that he wasn't about to slug a squirrel!
She giggled when I scurried down her back to read those.
At least I choose to think it was a giggle.
Her husband promptly slugged Roland who said it wasn't his fault!
Pitt growled that he wasn't about to slug a squirrel!
LOL! Love Ratatoskr!
ReplyDeleteMerry Christmas, Roland!
I bought Hibbs a while ago - (glowing) review coming soon! :-)
VESPER:
ReplyDeleteConsider yourself hugged by Hibbs. :-)
Yes, Ratatoskr has a good heart and a mean sense of humor!! Hard combo to live with!! MERRY CHRISTMAS.
I loved your own squirrel story on your blog.
Everyone, visit her blog and see what I mean. :-)