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Friday, July 26, 2013

WHAT DO YOU GET OUT OF IT?

Quite a lot actually.
 
 
MY AUDIOBOOKS CONTESTS

Now, you can join AUDIBLE ( http://www.audible.com/offers/2749 )
FREE for 30 days
cancel before the month runs out
and
still keep my audiobook for FREE!
Cool, huh?
But what if you already belong?
That's where my contests say
THANK YOU for the honest review.

That's how you enter:
Post a review of an audiobook on
either AUDIBLE or AMAZON!
 
For
 
 
On Jan 15th, I will draw for the autographed photo of
 
20070528-Keira.Knightley.at.Pirates.of.the.Carribean.3.Promo.HQ.26
I patterned Leandra after Keira Knightley --
the second prize will be an autograph of Antonio Bandaras!

 
 On January 7th
 
for
 
 
I will draw for the autograph of Sigourney Weaver!
 
 
 
On January 1st
For
 
 
 I will draw for
 
the autograph of Tom Selleck as Quigley!
 
 
On December 13th
 
for
 
 
I will draw for SEVEN autographs from Iron Man I!!
 
 
and
 
 
On November 8th
 
for
 
 
I will draw for the winners of
the autographs of the main stars of THOR 2!
 
 
Aren't these contests
 
AWESOME?
 
Then, there are my
EBOOK CONTESTS!
 
 
When 10 reviews are posted on Amazon,
I will draw for the autograph of
Johnny Depp!
 
 
 
 
When 10 reviews are posted on Amazon,
I will draw for
 
 
An autographed WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE
by JIM BUTCHER!
 

Thursday, July 25, 2013

SEX, VIOLENCE, EINSTEIN, AND ELVES!

SEX, VIOLENCE, EINSTEIN, AND ELVES!
 
All that and more can be found
when you listen to ... 
 
 
END OF DAYS ... DAWN OF PROMISE
 
 
Win the Autographs of
 
 

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
PLUS
 
THE SECOND PRIZE
 
 
Jennifer Lawrence
 
CATCHING FIRE POSTER
 
These are the prizes that can be won by
posting a review of END OF DAYS AUDIOBOOK
on Amazon or Audible
 
Special Offer

Download for Free with
Audible.com 30-day free trial
Start your free trial at Audible.com
 
Drawing to be held
December 13th
(the release date of THE HOBBIT 2)
 
WHY?
 
For as with THE HOBBIT 2
THE END OF DAYS
has dragons, elves, Sidhe, wizards
and
a last ditch fight against Evil.
https://www.acx.com/narrator?p=A2N6QSHVI8L4GG
 

THE CAT WHO OWNS A RESTAURANT

MESMER ...


the mysterious cat, daughter of Bast ...

She owns the strangest French Quarter restaurant you will ever visit -

As Victor Standish finds out in the beginning of his audiobook adventure coming in 21 days:

 
Until then listen to the FREE sample of RITES OF PASSAGE:
 
Rites of Passage Official Sample http://t.co/bd5Piu9kG1 on ‪#‎SoundCloud
 
 

 For The Desert Rocks,
here is a "mesmerizing" excerpt
(bloodless but filled with magic)
of Victor's first audiobook:
 
Victor is "paying" for his breakfast by sketching Mesmer in charcoal when she asks him to lean down to listen to her:
 

Suze was busily wolfing down her breakfast of steak and eggs.  Me?  I was in the midst of earning my breakfast.  I had a fine stretched canvas on the table in front of me, busily stroking it in flashes of mystery and power.  Mesmer was sitting staring at me, the secrets of the ages seeming to burn deep inside her amber eyes as she watched me.
 
The restaurant was what a Victorian hooker on Meth would have imagined Wild Bill Hickok’s bar in Deadwood to have looked.  A dark, smoky haze kept the surroundings half-hidden.  I didn’t care.  I just added it to the sketch.
I saw a flash of long, lovely legs in the twilight of the restaurant. 
 
I looked up.  A young woman with a guitar, snug top, and short shorts began to sing in a British accent.  The phrase “RAGS AND BONES” kept being repeated so I figured that was the name of the song.
Suze eyed me.  “Ain’t Thea Gilmore a mite old for a young one like you?”
I winked at her.  “I have a thing for older women.”
Mesmer yowled, and Suze went pale, saying, “She said considering your future that is good.”
I shrugged.  “The future is the future.  I live in the moment.  I mean everything changes so enjoy what won’t last while you have it.”
Mesmer arched on her hind legs, placing her front paws on the table, and scaring the ever-living snot out of me, she purred in soft English:
“Some things will never change. Some things will always be the same. Lean down your ear, boy-man, and listen.”
I tucked the charcoal away in my shirt pocket, placed the canvas beside my chair, and leaned down to her fanged mouth.
“The voice of the forest in the night, a panther's laughter in the dark, the rattle of raked claws through gravel, the chattering chorus of crickets in hot meadows, the delicate ballet of butterflies --these things will never change.”
Mesmer’s eyes seemed to swallow my world.  “The sun striking fire along ragged sea waves, the glory of the stars, the promise of dawn, the scent of the ocean at even tide, the thorn of spring, the sharp and tongueless cry of winter winds--these things will always be the same.”
Mesmer growled low, “The adder, the hawk, and the wolf will also never change. Pain and death will always contest for the soul.  But under the sidewalks trembling like a female in childbirth, under Man’s buildings trembling like a newborn, under the waste of time, under the hoof of the beast above the broken bones of soulless cities, there will be something flowing like a river, something bursting from the earth again, forever deathless, faithful, coming into life again like love in a cemetery.”
Mesmer sat back down, and I said, “Well, I’m glad one of us understood that.”
Suze rasped, “What did Mesmer say, Victor?”
“You didn’t hear her?”
She shook her head.  “Only a strange yowling.  What did Mesmer say?”
I made a face.  “Ah, the Cliff Notes version is that I don’t know squat.”
***
Eve, I hope you enjoyed that -- and all you other friends!  :-)

THIS JUST IN!
 
THE DEATH OF VICTOR STANDISH
 
END OF DAYS
has just been released in audiobook form!!
 

Wednesday, July 24, 2013

OUCH! DID I JUST GET A BRAND?

 
Heather McCorkle has an intriguing post about Author Branding:

It's a new Hate Crime: roving bands of illiterate youth are snatching authors off the street and branding them!

Not really.  But with our luck, it just might happen!

But it got me to thinking: do you know your brand?  Do you have one?  Do you want one?

What did Samuel Clemens tell me the other day?

"Earn a character first if you can, and if you can’t, then assume one.”
—Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens)


You see, when readers hear JACK REACHER, they may not know who the author is, but they know what to expect --
 
So much so that when they walk into a bookstore, they ask, "Is the new JACK REACHER in?"

That's a brand.

The name of John D MacDonald was not nearly as famous as his character, TRAVIS MCGEE.  And they knew what to expect when they picked up the latest Travis McGee novel.

I want readers to be that way when they see the name, VICTOR STANDISH or MEILORI'S or SAMUEL McCORD.

 
Samuel Clemens, writing as Mark Twain, was one of the first American writers to become a celebrity. He practiced many aspects of personal branding.

He wrote in a distinctively sardonic, conversational style. His writings and talks presented a down-home persona, a homespun narrator full of folk wisdom and tall tales.

He assumed the trappings of brand image: a white suit, a cigar, a distinctive mustache, tousled hair.

 He got out on the lecture circuit, testing and honing his best stuff. He developed a knack for the “sound bites,”

the short, quotable epigram (such as, “Man is the only animal that blushes—or needs to.”)

In addition to his novels, he published many brief pieces:

 speeches, articles, short stories. And most notably, he adopted a pseudonym: Mark Twain,

a wonderfully punchy, memorable, plausible name, imbued with a folksy, easily spoken resonance

(taken from a Mississippi riverboat call on sounding the depth of the river).

Clemens/Twain knew the secrets of personal branding.

 Creating a brand involves, as he noted, both earning it and assuming it.

You don’t develop a brand without some active involvement in creating its form.

Rites of Passage Official Sample http://t.co/bd5Piu9kG1 on ‪#‎SoundCloud
 
What is Your Personal Brand?

Your brand image is not how you see yourself,

but how others perceive you—quickly, clearly, positively.

What comes to mind when they think of you as a literary professional?

Prompt? Reliable? Humorous? Thoughtful? Broad-ranging? Laser-focused?

Do you deliver the goods in a friendly or fun or factual manner?

How do others describe you if they recommend you to another person?

So tell me.  I'd be interested to know.


I SKIM DEAN KOONTZ

I skim Dean Koontz


and Stephen King, too!



John Wiswell had an interesting post the other day:
THE LAST 8 BOOKS I ABANDONED

 
 
It got me to thinking. 
The only book in recent memory that I have abandoned
was Justin Cronin's THE PASSAGE:
 
 
I did so because he told the story instead of showing it.  I even had the ghost of Mark Twain awaken me to criticize it:
 
 
"Hi, Sam," I yawned. "So you hate THE PASSAGE, too?"

"Hate it? Son, I love it! Why this Cronin fella gives me more ammunition than James Fenimore Cooper ever did."
 
I haven't abandoned any other books ...
 
but I will admit to skimming some books of Dean Koontz and Stephen King.
 
Not for the horror of them.
 
Because they linger too long (for me) on the torture of others.
 
The villains in THE GOOD GUY and THE FACE get entire chapters ... long ones ... where they leisurely torture and murder helpless victims.
 
I skimmed large sections of THE STAND because they focused on characters I disliked or had little interest in.
 
Now, THE GOOD GUY and THE STAND are great books ...
 
that I made better for myself by skimming those sections that were not for me.
 
Do you do that?
 
What were the last five books you skimmed through sections ?
 
What were the last five books you abandoned
and why?

 

HAVE THE LAMBS STOPPED SCREAMING?

Whenever I write DayStar's dialogue,
 
 
I hear the voice of Anthony Hopkins. 
 
So magnetic is his performance in
SILENCE OF THE LAMBS
that you think Hannibal Lecter
is in more of it than he truly is.

HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE THE AUTOGRAPH OF ANTHONY HOPKINS,
plus those of CHRIS HEMSWORTH, NATALIE PORTMAN, AND TOM HIDDLESTON?

 
More of that later ...
 
The first time Samuel McCord meets DayStar
(think Hopkins' voice)
is in the audiobook
RITES OF PASSAGE
 
 
 
It is the year 1853.

New Orleans is a city of the dead and dying.

Yellow Fever has already taken 8,000 lives

and is hungry still.


Into this deserted city rides Captain Sam McCord

on the trail of a murderer

who has skinned off the face of a young girl ...

to wear as a mask.
 
 



Listen to this tale of horror in the Bermurda Triangle
as Juan C. Rede hauntingly narrates and weaves
a tale of monsters and masks
aboard the cursed ship Demeter.
 
And listen to McCord's first duel with
DayStar.
 
Now,
HOW TO WIN THOSE AUTOGRAPHS:
 
On Nov. 8th, (the release date of THOR 2: THE DARK WORLD)
I will draw from the names of
those who have written an honest review either on
Amazon or Audible
to see
WHO IS THE WINNER OF ALL 4 AUTOGRAPHS!
 
Rites of Passage Official Sample http://t.co/bd5Piu9kG1 on ‪#‎SoundCloud


Tuesday, July 23, 2013

WHEN THE BUTTERFLIES CAME

With grief and loss often comes revelation ...

but does magic and wonder and danger ever come with it?

 
Part mystery, part magic, 
You will be intrigued from the very first line:
"The butterfly comes the day after the funeral."
 
 

 
And if you like WHEN THE BUTTERFLIES CAME,
you will love
THE HEALING SPELL:
 
Praise for THE HEALING SPELL
"An incantational tale of Cajun magic and gators in the bayou and of the love and silence between mother and daughter."
--Richard Peck, Newbery Award-winning author of A YEAR DOWN YONDER
 

 

 
If you'll be in Utah on August 17th, you are warmly invited to her book party
 at The King's English bookstore in Salt Lake City at 11:00 a.m.
There will be a book talk/reading/butterfly necklaces/butterfly cake!
 
 

Info here: