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Wednesday, March 30, 2016

HOW TO GET YOUR BOOK NOTICED


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Consciousness seeped back painfully into my dull mind.  Where was I?  How had I gotten here?  And just where was here?  I opened my heavy eyelids.
Merde.
I swayed slightly as I hung by my wrists linked to a silver chain strung from the ceiling.  My nose wrinkled from the stench of sulfuric acid.  The interior swimming pool beneath me was filled with it.  The diffused sunlight from the shaded windows cast weird reflections on the marble walls from the lethal surface of the rippling acid beneath me. 
My wrists were handcuffed with silver cuffs.  I smiled bitterly.  Someone didn’t know exactly what I was.
That someone spoke gruffly, “The great McCord finally helpless.  I have lived to see it.”
I studied the portly man in elegant evening clothes sitting in a white wicker chair beneath me. The chair was far enough away from the pool’s edge that me dropping in would not splash acid upon him.  He sipped fine brandy and studied me back.  I may not drink the stuff, but I knew President Ulysses S. Grant would not drink any brandy but the best. 



You can write the most beautiful novel ever crafted ...
     but it will die if you cannot draw internet attention to it.

Most self-published books sell fewer than 100 or 150 copies.

GETTING YOUR eBOOK NOTICED IS THE HARDEST THING ABOUT SELLING YOUR BOOK.

I. HOW DO YOU GET THAT ATTENTION?

1.) Book cover

You can choose a proper image for the book cover that will draw attention to your eBook.
     a.) You need to choose the proper thumbnail with a theme that reflects the contents of your
           eBook.

     b.) Many readers will be drawn to the book cover long before
          reading the description and the reviews.

     c.) It helps if you have a book cover that instantly draws attention.

     d.) Look at the image for THE NOT-SO-INNOCENTS ABROAD

2.) Pricing

      a.)  it should neither be too cheap or too expensive
      b.) People value what costs them and hold to be inferior what they got cheaply.

3.) TITLE

      a.) Pick your title BEFORE you begin (you'll be with your novel for weeks so have a title that inspires you!

      b.) It's a marriage - LOVE YOUR TITLE

      C.) What a great title does:
            1.) Captures your audience’s attention
            2.) It communicates what your e-book is about
            3,) If it’s your style, it should include a little bit of a “What the Heck?” factor:
                      
Titles tell your audience a little something about you.
Look at these three sets of words:
  • Epic; Awesome.
  • Remarkable; Brilliant.
  • Elegant; Erudite
Each pair of words has a unique flavor. You can almost begin to see the people that would use them in a title or a headline.

Which means that the words in your e-book title need to reflect your style.

       D.) WHO'S AN OXYMORON?~!

           i.) EMOTIONAL INTELLIGENCE was a great title to an older book because it linked two
                opposites.

           ii.) Startle your reader and snare his attention.

4.) YOUR BOOK DESCRIPTION

     a.)  Most people skim the content.

          1.) You’re also one of them (okay, including me)
          2.) This is where you need to write creatively
          3.) Use short paragraphs
          4.) Use short sentences like this.

     b.) Divide your content into three blocks

          1.)  Introduction (first two to three lines or really important. Tell them a story,
                make them scary, make them laugh, do anything but don’t make them bored.
               They must read your first two lines.

          2.) Middle of the content (this is where your actual MEAT of the content comes in)
          3.) Ending (end with either a surprise twist or question.)

II. HERE BE MONSTERS

   A.) It is the Old West once again.

   B.) Remember the Klondike Gold Madness (well not from actual memory, of course -- unless you're Sam McCord!)

   C.) Wild-eyed dreamers would race to Alaska where they would fall victim to prospectors
          selling fake maps to sure gold mines.

   D.) There are no GUARANTEED WAYS TO SUCCEED or 
 CERTAIN STEPS TO
          RICHES WITH YOUR EBOOK.

   E.) Once again, just write what you love, what fills your imagination with magic and delight.


Tuesday, March 29, 2016

DEDICATION IS NOT JUST FOUND AT THE FRONT OF YOUR BOOK

DEDICATION MUST BE FOUND 
ALL THROUGH YOUR BOOK.
Many of our noted writers were journalists.

The two most famous:

 Mark Twain and Ernest Hemingway.


When the bullets are flying and the forest fire blazing, your editor does not have time to wait for your muse to become inspired.


You could equate journalism with blogging since it is a form of digital journalism:

We have to be concise, engaging, and convey the most information using the fewest words possible.



BUT IF YOU DON’T KNOW YOUR STORY …



Your novel is going nowhere.   

It will be buried under “wonderful moments” that tug at the heart and stalls your story.  


What is the story of LOTR

Is it Frodo throwing the Ring into the river of fire in Modor, or is it Frodo finding Frodo?


What is the story of GONE WITH THE WIND?   

Is it Scarlett hopelessly chasing Ashely Wilkes or vainly trying to retrieve the vanished South she loved?




LEARN TO SEE WHAT IS AROUND YOU.



Take the first face you see in the next crowd. Describe it in ways that would draw in a reader and accurately display what your eyes see.


What follows each major scene in your novel?  If it does not turn the reader’s expectation upside down, you’re going to bore her.




DRAW YOUR READER INTO YOUR NOVEL BY MAKING THEM PART OF IT.



How to do that?   

Give them a character to root for, to relate to.  All humans bleed, hope, have their hearts broken.  


Have your heroine suffer those universal blows.   

Better yet have your antagonist suffer them as well.




BE A DO-ER NOT A DREAMER.



Write every day.  Even if it is only a paragraph.  Write every day.


Make a Bonzai tree out of your novel.   

If you write 5 pages in the morning, refine them to 3 in the evening.


SAY IT IN QUALITY NOT QUANTITY.


Forget volumeFocus on value.

Have you ever read a novel and groaned, "Just get to the point!"

Don't do that to your reader.   

Raymond Chandler once wrote: "She gave him a look that jutted four inches out of his back."

ShortPunchyFunny.

It made me want to read on.

I hope that this helped in some small way. 


WEDNESDAY'S CHILD in THE THING THAT TURNED ME ANTHOLOGY

This May 31st a stellar array of authors can be found in one anthology:

S. Katherine Anthony

Imani Allen

Michelle Athy

Madalyn Beck

Diane Carlisle

Alex J. Cavanaugh

Crystal Collier

Cathrina Constantine

Michael Di Gesu

Tonja Drecker

Deanie Humphrys-Dunne

Sherry Ellis

Elise Fallson

Heather M. Gardner

Samantha Redstreake Geary

Misha Gerrick

Krystal Hillsman

Celeste Holloway

Harper L. Jameson

Randi Lee

Terrance Dwayne Mack

K.D. Martin

Tyrean Martinson

Melissa Maygrove

Nana Prah

Christine Rains

Melanie Schulz

Elizabeth Seckman

Tara Tyler

Jenny Vyas

Michelle Wallace

L. Diane Wolfe

Roland Yeomans

HEY!  Who let me crash that party?

My Story?


DON'T FORGET MY GUEST POST ON ELIZABETH CRAIG'S ICONIC BLOG:

Monday, March 28, 2016

THE WOLVES ARE SILENT; NOW ONLY THE MOON HOWLS

“I love you as dark things are to be loved, 
with caution ... between the shadow and the soul.”
 - Pablo Neruda 

“Every heart sings a song, incomplete, until another heart whispers back. Those who wish to sing always find a song. At the touch of a lover, everyone becomes a poet.”
- Plato



I have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night.  But this night ... this night.  

The wolves are silent ... now only the moon howls.

To be nobody but yourself in a world 

which is doing its best day and night to make you like
everybody else


means to fight the hardest battle which any human being can fight and never stop fighting.

Samuel McCord is such a man.  

And he bears multiple curses.  One such is his love for the alien Empress, Meilori Shinseen.

It will one day be the death of him.  It is a price he is more than willing to pay.



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 We are nearing the end of my "Don't You Hate Blog Tours?" Blog Tour.  

Don't miss the thrilling last ports of call for the Xanadu.

See you there!

Sunday, March 27, 2016

WHAT IS EASTER TO YOU?

Chocolate eggs and bunnies fill the shops.

Hollywood blockbusters fill TV schedules.

But try to find a religious card and you will be busy until Christmas.

Many people do not know the story of Easter and many others believe in the paranormal more than in God.

The idea of Jesus is challenging to many. 

Say you believe He rose from the dead after having been asked in a secular situation,

and you can expect condescending smiles.

To encounter Jesus is existentially challenging. It can be scary and uncomfortable.  



It is much safer in today's society to say you are an atheist.

I love munching on chocolate bunnies

and hiding colored eggs for the children to hunt for as much as the next guy.

But on Martin Luther King's Birthday, I like to think on the man and what he represented and what it cost him.

Likewise the same with Jesus on Christmas and Easter.



Did you know the word “Easter” doesn’t have anything to do with the Christian celebration?

It is derived from the name of a German deity, Estre or Ostra.

She was the goddess of the rising sun and spring, and was celebrated in springtime festivals.

Bunnies represent fertility and are associated with the re-awakening of the land in springtime.

Bunnies were first associated with Easter celebrations in the 1500s,

and by the early 1800s, German bakers were selling Easter bunnies made from chocolate and pastry.

The tradition of the Easter Bunny bringing gifts to children Easter morning is also from Germany, where he was known as Oschter Haws.

Initially, the bunny left his treats in a nest made for him by children.

 Later, the tradition merged with the notion of the Easter basket.

Most people who walk beside you on the street or drive past you on the highway are not religious.

They doubt that a historical Jesus even existed. 

If a religious teacher did offend the powers-that-be 2000 years ago and get himself executed, it means less than nothing to them.

They will shake their head at you in scorn if you ask them if they believe Jesus rose from the dead.

The Apostle Paul wrote about the importance of the resurrection in his letter to the Corinthians:

"If Christ has not been raised, our preaching is useless and so is your faith… if Christ has not been raised, your faith is futile; you are still in your sins.”

You see, long ago we broke the terms to our lease on Eden.  We got evicted.  Jesus paid the back rent and rose from the dead as concrete proof that He had done it.

Still, Easter holds a significant message for us all, religious or not.

It's a message of hope and reconciliation.

"Jesus Christ risen from the dead."

there is life after death but more than that it's the possibility of forgiveness and a new start.



WHAT DO YOU THINK?