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http://lydiakang.blogspot.com/2011/04/laughter-is-best-medicine-blogfest.html
Check it out and add to the laughter. Here's my entry :
Although the spirit of Gypsy still curls up in the corner of my apartment to give me snarly remarks, she has taken to wandering of late:
Gypsy strolls up to The Pearly Gates to Heaven. St Peter is receptionist at
the entrance.
St Peter : "I know you! You were a great friend to Roland, so I want to offer a gift to you of one special thing you have always wanted."
Gypsy: "I'd like my very own tree to snooze under."
St Peter: "That's easy. Granted."
Next a group of mice appears.
St Peter: "Ah, I remember you. You were such good mice on earth. You didn't steal food from anyone's house and never hurt other animals.
Therefore, I want to grant you one special wish you always wanted."
The Chief Mouse replies, "Well, we always watched the children
playing and saw them roller skate, and it was beautiful, and
it looked like so much fun. So can we each have some tiny roller skates, please?"
St Peter: "Granted. You shall have your wish."
Next day, St Peter is making the rounds inside the Gates, and sees
Gypsy just back from having given me a hard time.
"Well, Gypsy, are you enjoying your very own tree?"
Gypsy: "Oh, indeed I am. And say...that "Meals on Wheels" thing was a nice touch, too!"
