And after that would I mind establishing world peace?
{I live in an enchanted world. But even so that last request is a bit beyond me.}
Well, to start off:
A self-published author has beaten names including Lee Child, James Patterson and Stieg Larsson to become the bestselling ebook author on Amazon.co.uk for the last three months of 2011.
Kerry Wilkinson, 31, self-published Locked In, the first book in his Jessica Daniel series of detective novels, last year,
only to find it shoot up the UK's Kindle charts.
Self-published author Katie Stephens also took the fifth slot over the same period with her debut novel, Candles on the Sand.
"This time last year, I hadn't even started writing Locked In and now I have a No 1 bestselling book in the Kindle Store,
outselling many authors that I have grown up reading," said Wilkinson.
1.) Wilkinson's Secret:
Wilkinson never approached a traditional publisher with his novel because he "didn't set out to 'be an author'," instead aiming just to "write something I thought I would like".
"I keep chapters short and snappy because I like that.
I try not to flit between characters too much because I don't like that either.
As such, in a literary sense, I know it's not perfect - but I wasn't aiming for that. I wanted to create something I would like as a consumer," he said.
2.) Choose the right book, the right genre and the right title:
In other words, catch the potential reader's attention!
At this stage in the digital revolution,
the successful self-published ebooks spring from popular genres, and those for which there are already big online communities –
fantasy, erotica, chick-lit, horror and crime thrillers.
Be careful with your title:
in an era of keywords, tags and search engine optimisation, it has never been more important.
3.) Don't just rely on Twitter or Facebook:
Most people who buy your book want to find out more about you and they can't find that from your Twitter feed.
A website is a sales platform, it's a marketing platform and it's a global presence if you do it right.
A recent Verso survey estimated that barely 12% of books are discovered from social networks whereas 50% are passed on via personal recommendations.
4.) Do it professionally:
According to the survey done by The Taleist last month ( http://blog.taleist.com/ )
self-publishers who take the most professional approach to production – getting external help (editors, proofreaders and, especially, cover designers) –
make on average 34% more from their books.
5.) Learn from the most popular girl in high school - GIVE IT AWAY:
Everyone loves a freebie, especially online. Getting read is an obvious way to sell more copies via word of mouth –
if your book is any good.
For authors wanting to eat, giveaways should be for a limited time only.
6.) THE DARK SECRET:
No, not erotica,
although, Megan, for you that's not a bad idea –
the print version of EL James's originally self-published Fifty Shades of Grey sold 100,000 copies in its first week in the UK,
becoming the fastest-selling book this year.
Kerrry Wilkinson's day job involves web journalism
but his success, he insists, was the same as any book throughout history:
his book found an audience via word-of-mouth.
"The truth is, there is no magic wand.
Regardless of anyone who tries to flog you a 'How to sell a million books' guide,
it is the dirty secret no one will share – a lot of it is luck."
So there all of us are: on the shore of the ocean of possibilities. The decisions are yours alone.
Make them wise ones.