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Friday, December 11, 2015

CHRISTMAS GREETINGS from RATATOSKR

 
What?! I'm only in ONE CHAPTER!


Ratatoskr here to wish you guys a MERRY CHRISTMAS!

Roland?  

Oh, he's changing into warm clothes.  I gave him a White Christmas for my present.

And did he appreciate it?  Nooooooo!

I mean so I made it snow INSIDE his apartment.  


What's the big deal?  


We even had a neat snowball fight and everything.  

At least I thought it was neat.  Snicker.

Know what I want for Christmas?  

Buy my book and give me a GLOWING REVIEW.  


Hey, humility is over-rated!  Only $4.99




You can get the Audio of it for ONLY $4.99 too!



And Shhh! No telling Roland I asked.  

He gets so bent out of shape for the strangest reasons.  

 
I mean I whisked Angelina Jolie to sit on his lap and everything last night.  


Ah, I did sorta bring her husband along, too.  

And all her children!

Good thing Roland has a big apartment!

Roland just says I wanted to read all her tattoos. 


Which I did! 


She giggled when I scurried down her back to read those. 

At least I choose to think it was a giggle.


Her husband promptly slugged Roland who said it wasn't his fault! 

Pitt growled that he wasn't about to slug a squirrel!




6 comments:

  1. What a beautiful cover! And shame on me for not reviewing it when I finished my (e-book) copy. I shall make amends within the next few days. Congratulations!

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    1. Helena, Hibbs is patient. :-) Happiest of holidays.

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  2. A beautiful cover, indeed. Loved the snowfall. To me there's something special about snow falling. Your misfit self fits very well into my realm of friends who come in all varieties. For me the word is Tolerance. This latter part in response to your comment.

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    1. Was I unintentionally cruel in my comment on your blog?? If so, I deeply apologize. I have been working such long hours lately that my mind is not fully functioning. :-(

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  3. Hi Roland .. thankfully Ratatoskr hasn't messed up his teeth with all the nuts around. Loved the snow clip - just glad we haven't got it here ... and I must read your books! and then leave a review or two or three .. for each book I read - cheers Hilary

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    1. Each review will be deeply appreciated! No snowfall down here in the deep South!! Ratatoskr is Asgardian so he is a bit protected from his bad habits! :-)

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