What?! I'm only in ONE CHAPTER!
Ratatoskr here to wish you guys a MERRY CHRISTMAS!
Oh, he's changing into warm clothes. I gave him a White Christmas for my present.
And did he appreciate it? Nooooooo!
I mean so I made it snow INSIDE his apartment.
What's the big deal?
We even had a neat snowball fight and everything.
At least I thought it was neat. Snicker.
Know what I want for Christmas?
Buy my book and give me a GLOWING REVIEW.
Hey, humility is over-rated! Only $4.99
You can get the Audio of it for ONLY $4.99 too!
And Shhh! No telling Roland I asked.
He gets so bent out of shape for the strangest reasons.
I mean I whisked Angelina Jolie to sit on his lap and everything last night.
Ah, I did sorta bring her husband along, too.
And all her children!
Good thing Roland has a big apartment!
Roland just says I wanted to read all her tattoos.
Which I did!
She giggled when I scurried down her back to read those.
At least I choose to think it was a giggle.
Her husband promptly slugged Roland who said it wasn't his fault!
Pitt growled that he wasn't about to slug a squirrel!