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Thursday, August 25, 2016

SEX KILLS


Now, that I have your attention, I want to talk about ...

Sigh.  

All those whines about truth in advertising!  All right, be that way.  I'll tell you how sex kills:


1.) Cardiac Arrest

Ouch!  Engaging in sex can result in  an increased risk of 2-3 myocardial infarctions (heart attacks) and one sudden cardiac death per 10,000 person.


2.) Haemorrhage

 Experts say that indulging in sexual intercourse can trigger a subarachnoid haemorrhage as in bleeding into the subarachnoid space—

the area between the arachnoid membrane and the pia mater surrounding the brain via the Valsalva maneuver.  

Don't ask.  I'll blush.


3.) Infidelity

Police will tell you that the "deceased is usually married; 

he is not with a spouse and in unfamiliar surroundings," and death usually occurs after "a big meal with alcohol."

 So, men who were unfaithful were significantly more likely than those who were faithful to experience severe or fatal cardiac during sex.

Of course, the bullet from the jealous husband probably didn't help any either!


4.) Sex Drugs

Viagra use has been linked to sudden cardiovascular death during sexual activity among elderly or otherwise infirm men.

 Cocaine can also possibly contribute to unexpected deaths during consensual sex.


5.) Offering the Last Fae Money for Sex

As the Japanese businessman found out in the chapter, PREY FOR ME,  in THE LAST FAE!


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7 comments:

  1. I'm not surprised about the Viagra connection. When scientists came up with it they were looking for a treatment for cardiac disease. Turns out the new medicine didn't help the heart, but it had an interesting side effect... (lol)

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    1. Interesting is one word for it! Many scientific discoveries are made by accident, aren't they? :-)

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  2. That's what those guys get for cheating.

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  3. "Of course, the bullet from the jealous husband probably didn't help any either!" Great line.

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    1. Glad you liked it. I smiled wide when I wrote it!

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  4. Hi Roland - as Helena says ... an interesting post - but the silver bullet would unhappily end things for one and all ... glad you smiled happily in writing this post up ...

    Cheers Hilary

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