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Monday, August 27, 2012

THE BEST BOOK REVIEW MONEY CAN BUY!



David Streitfeld of THE NEW YORK TIMES has heralded the new Tom Sawyer of self-publishing:

Todd Rutherford -

When he was 7, he bought a copy of PLAYBOY from a chum, turned around, selling one picture from the magazine to others for a dollar each! His father soon stopped that scheme.

Now, Amazon and Google has stopped his latest one.

What scheme?

Instead of trying to cajole others to review a client’s work, why not cut out the middleman and write the review himself? Then it would say exactly what the client wanted — that it was a terrific book. A shattering novel. A classic memoir. Will change your life. Lyrical and gripping, Stunning and compelling. Or words to that effect.

In the fall of 2010, Mr. Rutherford started a Web site, GettingBookReviews.com. At first, he advertised that he would review a book for $99. But some clients wanted a chorus proclaiming their excellence. So, for $499, Mr. Rutherford would do 20 online reviews. A few people needed a whole orchestra. For $999, he would do 50.

Before he knew it, he was taking in $28,000 a month.

Consumer reviews are powerful because, unlike old-style advertising and marketing, they offer the illusion of truth.

They purport to be testimonials of real people, even though some are bought and sold just like everything else on the commercial Internet.

The Federal Trade Commission has issued guidelines stating that all online endorsements need to make clear

when there is a financial relationship, but enforcement has been minimal and there has been a lot of confusion in the blogosphere over how this affects traditional book reviews.

Twenty percent of Amazon’s top-selling e-books are self-published. They do not get to the top without adulation, lots and lots of it.

I can attest to that since my own ebooks are suffering from the bends!

Mr. Rutherford’s insight was that reviews had lost their traditional function.

They were no longer there to evaluate the book or even to describe it but simply to vouch for its credibility,

the way doctors put their diplomas on examination room walls.

A reader hears about a book because an author is promoting it, and then checks it out on Amazon. The reader sees favorable reviews and is reassured that he is not wasting his time.

Amazon's reviews conjure a strange world:

For example, here’s a derisive notice, recently posted on Amazon:

“I was utterly bored.”

A second reader offered this: “Mediocre.”

A third: “This isn’t good prose.”

All three were offering their opinions of “The Great Gatsby.”

Quite a few reviews of the book, the F. Scott Fitzgerald classic that’s among the greatest American novels of the last century, deem it somewhere between so-so and poor.

Back to our modern Tom Sawyer:

As soon as the orders started pouring in, Mr. Rutherford realized that he could not produce all the reviews himself.

How little, he wondered, could he pay freelance reviewers and still satisfy the authors? He figured on $15. He advertised on Craigslist and received 75 responses within 24 hours.

Potential reviewers were told that if they felt they could not give a book a five-star review, they should say so and would still be paid half their fee, Mr. Rutherford said. As you might guess, this hardly ever happened.

Amazon and other e-commerce sites have policies against paying for reviews. But Mr. Rutherford did not spend much time worrying about that. “I was just a pure capitalist,” he said. Amazon declined to comment.

Mr. Rutherford’s busiest reviewer was Brittany Walters-Bearden, now 24, a freelancer who had just returned to the United States from a stint in South Africa.

She had recently married a former professional wrestler, and the newlyweds had run out of money and were living in a hotel in Las Vegas when she saw the job posting.

Ms. Walters-Bearden had the energy of youth and an upbeat attitude.

“A lot of the books were trying to prove creationism,” she said. “I was like, I don’t know where I stand, but they make a solid case.”

For a 50-word review, she said she could find “enough information on the Internet so that I didn’t need to read anything, really.” For a 300-word review, she said, “I spent about 15 minutes reading the book.” She wrote three of each every week as well as press releases. In a few months, she earned $12,500.

Even the famous John Locke, author who sold a million ebooks, used Mr. Rutherford:

One thing that made a difference is not mentioned in “How I Sold One Million E-Books.” That October, Mr. Locke commissioned Mr. Rutherford to order reviews for him, becoming one of the fledging service’s best customers. “I will start with 50 for $1,000, and if it works and if you feel you have enough readers available, I would be glad to order many more,” he wrote in an Oct. 13 e-mail to Mr. Rutherford. “I’m ready to roll.”

Mr. Locke was secure enough in his talents to say that he did not care what the reviews said. “If someone doesn’t like my book,” he instructed, “they should feel free to say so.” He also asked that the reviewers make their book purchases directly from Amazon, which would then show up as an “Amazon verified purchase” and increase the review’s credibility.

In a phone interview from his office in Louisville, Ky., Mr. Locke confirmed the transaction. “I wouldn’t hesitate to buy reviews from people that were honest,” he said. Even before using GettingBookReviews.com, he experimented with buying attention through reviews. “I reached out every way I knew to people to try to get them to read my books.”

Many of the 300 reviews he bought through GettingBookReviews were highly favorable, although it’s impossible to say whether this was because the reviewers genuinely liked the books, or because of their well-developed tendency toward approval, or some combination of the two.

Mr. Locke is unwilling to say that paying for reviews made a big difference. “Reviews are the smallest piece of being successful,” he said. “But it’s a lot easier to buy them than cultivating an audience.”

Mr. Rutherford, who says he is a little miffed that the novelist never gave him proper credit, is more definitive. “It played a role, for sure,” he said. “All those reviews said to potential readers, ‘You’ll like it, too.’ ”

{Read the entire article in THE NEW YORK TIMES. It is a mind-blower}

SO?

What do all of you think about this?
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It is not looking good for the city, so I leave you with ...

Saturday, August 11, 2012

THE NIGHT OF THE LIVING UNREAD ... and THE SECRET!

Business is business.

A market starts, and barriers to entry are low.

There’s things like quality and consistency of product,

so that the early products are often of poor quality and have limited distribution.

Usually but not always. But the early entrants aren’t the companies who win through.

Then, there's Amazon. eBooks have been the making of Amazon.

A few years ago, Amazon was making a loss on the book side and accounting for 4% of the market.

With their aggressive promotion and bold introduction of the Kindle, they’ve claimed a big portion of the distribution market.

Which means exactly what for us? To me?

You say I can do little to change how things go.

Some believe I can just wave and feebly mention that I’m still here. As the market grows, my voice becomes feebler. All I can do, many sigh, is keep writing the stories I love and hope that someone else loves them, too.

But are they right?

THERE IS THE SECRET that says NO. Read on to discover it.

{
Oh, interesting side-note:
Did you know that Amazon can remotely delete purchased e-books through a back door, much the way it did in 2009 on "thousands of copies of George Orwell's 1984? Big Brother indeed!}


THE SECRET!

Do you know how Robert Bindinotto managed to write and publish a debut novel that, without backing by a traditional publisher and with zero paid advertising, went on to become a Kindle bestseller?

Get out your highlighter to copy this secret.

Prepare yourself. Wait for it.

The short, unsatisfying answer:

HUNTER caught the eyes of the Amazon Kindle editors, who (bless their little hearts if they do this for me) singled out his book for one week-long focused attention and promotion on the Amazon website.

You go: "Duh! Well, sure! My book would soar if they did that for me!!!!"

Better question:

Why did they single out HUNTER from over a million items in the Kindle Store? Did Mr. Bidinotto do anything that made a difference?

Nobody from Amazon ever confided in him. But Robert (I can call you, Robert, can't I?) has a few guesses:

1. CARVE OUT A DISTINCTIVE NICHE.

To succeed in being noticed in an overcrowded marketplace, you must distinguish yourself and especially your product.

If all authors are blogging, tweeting, Facebooking, interviewing, pricing at 99 cents, etc., then there is nothing in that which makes the individual author or his book stand out.

Likewise, if you are writing the umpteenth rendition of the same kind of protagonist in the same kind of story, aping other successful writers who pioneered that same sort of character or plotline, etc., you are not standing out from the pack.

John Locke stood out by being the first with 99-cent ebooks, and he did sensationally well. But now, a zillion indies have mindlessly copied him, and as a result, 99-cent pricing no longer stands out or moves ebooks.

In fact, it screams “SELF-PUBLISHED!” to readers who have grown leery of quickie, low-quality, self-published titles.

Similarly, Amanda Hocking triumphed by being one of the first indies to develop a big social-media following for her books via Facebooking and Tweeting. Now, everyone is doing it—and again, nobody stands out as she did.

To stand out in marketing, you must be first to do something new and different. You must pioneer something.

It can be a new twist on an old formula, but it must be sufficient to create a kind of “niche monopoly.” Clancy invented the “technothriller,” a thriller subgenre. Rowling pioneered a parallel race/universe featuring young wizards.

Everyone knows the Western is dead:

So I have created an undead Paladin (HAVE GUN WILL TRAVEL) in the haunted New Orleans of the present.

{Speaking of unique, Originally, each show of HAVE GUN WILL TRAVEL opened with exactly the same 45-second visual.

The first season's Christmas episode, "The Hanging Cross," is unique.

Instead of drawing the revolver, Paladin unbuckles the belt and removes the entire rig, holding it out to the camera as he talks.

The camera then tilts upward, revealing Richard Boone himself speaking to camera, then hanging the belt, holster, and gun on a wall peg and walking away as the theme picks up and the title graphics appear.}


Vampires have been so overdone that they are crisp and black! So I have a flesh-eating Victorian ghoul as the love interest of my young street Gypsy, Victor Standish.

And see how my name is a household word? Ah, not so much, huh? Hey, it was just a guess on Robert's part!

2. THINK LIKE A READER.

Kerry Wilkinson, a self-publishing phenom who is currently #1 on Kindle in the UK, wrote that he put himself in the reader’s shoes.

So, if you were a reader in your genre, what would engage you?

Apply that consideration to everything you do–from writing, to cover, to formatting, to pricing, to marketing, to websites, to blogging, etc.

Also ask yourself:

Who are the readers for my kind of story? Where do they hang out? How can I reach them? What would catch their interest? If you answer those questions before you hit the “publish” button, you’re many times more likely to be successful.

3. CRAFTSMANSHIP COUNTS: NOTHING TRUMPS A GOOD STORY.

Authors should spend well over 90 percent of their time and effort not on marketing, but on crafting the best stories they can possibly write.

A great story can sometimes succeed without marketing fanfare; but no marketing fanfare can long sustain a poor story.

Catchy covers and pricing gimmicks may win attention for a book, but if that initial attention isn’t eventually affirmed by a positive and enduring reader response, long-term sales will be mediocre at best.

4. PROFESSIONAL PRESENTATION COUNTS.

When publishing, an indie author must pay attention to all the “little things” that lend an air of competence and professionalism to his book(s).

Covers, design, formatting, logos, your author blog or website–all of these things must exude a quality equal to anything issued or overseen by Random House or Simon & Schuster.

And no, you do not have to break the bank to obtain that kind of quality. Robert was able to do it all for about $1000.

{For more of his excellent guesses read:
http://www.bidinotto.com/2012/02/how-to-succeed-as-a-self-published-author/ }


{If you are interested in Victor or Samuel, read and see the new, improved product page: http://www.amazon.com/THE-LEGEND-VICTOR-STANDISH-ebook/dp/B005NCUTAG }

ALICE WENTWORTH'S song as she met VICTOR STANDISH at midnight by the crypt of Marie Laveau done by THEA GILMORE:


Tuesday, August 7, 2012

LOCKE DOWN



So what are we to make of John Locke?

Not the philosopher but the eAuthor.

* 8th member of the KINDLE MILLION SALES CLUB, following Stieg Larsson, James Patterson, Nora Roberts, Charlaine Harris, Lee Child, Suzanne Collins and Michael Connelly

* First self-published author to hit Kindle Million Sales Club

* First self-published author to hit #1 on Amazon/Kindle

* Sold 1,100,000 eBooks in 5 months by word of mouth

* Has had four of the top 10 eBooks on Amazon/Kindle at the same time, including #1 and #2; has also had six of the top 20, and eight of the top 43…at the same time!

* Every eBook John Locke has written and published has become a best-seller.

His latest post on his blog, FATHERS AND DAUGHTERS,

http://www.donovancreed.com/Blog/tabid/105/ID/40/Fathers-and-Daughters.aspx

is a heartfelt, yearning description on his sorrow of seeing his daughter growing up and going to college.

She will never be his little girl again. And yet in his heart, she always will be.

Then, he darts into selling his latest book, BOX, with its cover showing a half-dressed girl the age of his daughter. Its hero, a sociopathic doctor who kills patients of other doctors.

It is a follow up to the first book on said doctor, whose cover had another clothing-challenged girl the age of his daughter.

Locke has written that each of his rare posts are crafted carefully to sell his books. So FATHERS AND DAUGHTERS was written to sell BOX. My ghost cat just coughed up a spectral furball.

He has recently signed a deal with SIMON & SCHUSTER to publish his books under his imprint JOHN LOCKE BOOKS. Yet he is faced with the twin problems of customer recognition and product placement. Then, there are the lack of print reviews.

Locke says,

"There’s a natural bias by reporters and editors that indie books don’t measure up. For another, I’ve been told (unofficially) that if newspapers review one indie book it would open the floodgates.

“Next thing you know, a million indies will call, demanding us to review their books!”

Also, traditional publishers’ ads are a huge source of revenue for print media, and traditional authors are a staple for TV talk show interviews. Where traditional media is concerned, indies and traditional authors are adversaries.

To put it another way, if you’ve got a popular blog, and Coke pays you a million a year to advertise on it, would you post a positive story about a wonderful new Pepsi product?

Locke says of the success of the self-pubbed 50 Shades of Grey,

“We’re still living in a world where self-published books aren’t allowed to be discussed in polite society until the gatekeepers buy the rights.”

"E.L. James has done a fantastic job!

She’s dominating the charts, and will likely break some of the all-time publishing records. My comment refers to the hesitancy of TV and print media to publicize or review indie books.

Ms. James self-published her book in May, 2011, and worked her way up the charts utilizing the indie author’s best friends: social media and word of mouth.

But was she interviewed on TV? Were her books discussed by talk show hosts or reviewed by newspapers and magazines? Not to my knowledge.

But in March, 2012, public awareness of 50 Shades exploded!

Within days you couldn’t turn on the TV or open a newspaper without hearing about E.L. or her books. They were mentioned and discussed on every TV talk show, in every newspaper and magazine you can name.

Six weeks after Random House purchased the rights to her books, E.L. James was named one of Time Magazine’s 100 Most Influential People in the World!

Would all this have happened if 50 Shades had remained an indie book? I like to think so, but my gut tells me no."


What do you think of all this?

For more of John Locke's views, check out IndieReader:

http://indiereader.com/2012/05/john-locke-on-the-big-problem-still-facing-indies/

Thursday, June 7, 2012

WHAT DOES IT TAKE?

Have you ever wondered that?

What does it take to grab the interest of the mainstream reader?

We visit our blogging friends. We take part in blogfests. We do book blog tours.

What we end up doing is skinny-

ipping in the shallow end of a sparsely populated pool.

In essence, we are singing to the choir.

Google AdWords might help.

But do you have an extra $200 these days to gamble on something that is meant for businesses not books?

It might work. It might not. In my world, two hundred dollars comes dearly.

Look at John Locke's latest cover for his latest hero, Dr. Gideon Box,

http://www.amazon.com/Bad-Doctor-ebook/dp/B007RZ2N7Y

the sociopathic doctor who preys on the unsuspecting in his hospital.

Sex. Grotesque humor. Sociopathic protagonist. Is that what it takes?

John Locke sells millions.

Then, there's me.

Sunday, December 11, 2011

JOHN LOCKE … fake or sincere?


I walked up to Captain Sam’s table where Alice, my ghoul friend, was lost in a book.

I asked, “What’re you reading?”

Alice looked up absently, “This system by John Locke to sell millions of Kindle books. I want to discern if there is any merit to it so as to help Roland.”

{http://www.amazon.com/How-Sold-Million-eBooks-Months/dp/1935670913/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1309895373&sr=1-1 }

Her British accent sent tingles through me, but I was Victor Standish, and I don’t let girls know they’re getting to me. But her Mona Lisa smile said I was only fooling myself.

And talking about fooling, I said, “Oh, I read that last night for the same reason. Boy, Old John must have pretty broad shoulders.”

Alice frowned, “Why do you say that?”

“From the way the guy kept patting himself on the back all the time. ‘I have made 3 separate fortunes. My posts are timeless, forever relevant. I write 7,000 words a day when I write a novel. I have the system guaranteed to make you a success. My snake oil will make you live forever.”

Alice frowned like an angry librarian. “He wrote no such thing.”

“Yeah, but he probably will next week.”

Alice sighed as if at a dim-wit (and no snide comments from you guys out there!)

She sighed, “I have read where this Amanda Hocking, herself a Kindle wonder, said that it is more likely a Kindle author will only sell less than a 100 copies of their eBooks – not anywhere close to a 100,000.”

I sat down beside Alice. “Yeah, but she’s not hawking a “How To” book for $10 a pop either. I mean, look – he’s made $20 just from the two of us.”

Alice puckered her pretty lips. “But he’s sold so many books.”

“Yeah, but have you looked at the covers? Sex sells. Even if they’re only sexy legs.”

Alice glared at me. “And just how do you know what the covers look like, Mr. Standish?”

“Hey, he’s got them plastered at the top of his blog.{http://donovancreed.com/}

That guy sure knows how to manipulate :

soft-soaping poor people on Twitter to be his shills;

writing only what he thinks will sell, not what’s in his heart;

singing the praises of sport and sick Hollywood greats, then twittering those legends’ fans with a link to his blog.”

Alice looked troubled. “You are not a mind-reader, Victor. Mr. Locke may be sincere.”

“Yeah, maybe. But I’ve lived on the streets all my life and had to fend off panhandlers that whole time. When a deal sounds too good to be true, it ain’t.”

“Isn’t,” chuckled Captain Sam as he sat down beside me.

“I’ve read his book for the same reason you two did. So that makes $30 he’s made just from this table. Still, he did have a sound idea or three. Maybe lightning just struck as it sometimes does. Or his system does works. Time reveals the truth eventually.”

Alice cocked her head, blonde waves becoming a waterfall. “But what of all the people who will follow Mr. Locke’s system in the mean time?”

Captain Sam smiled sad. “Sometimes faith will heal you even if the pill you swallow is sugar.”

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Sunday, October 2, 2011

WIN A KINDLE FIRE!

Before getting on to my new contest :

Elana Johnson has a great article on how to edit well. Don't miss it!

http://elanajohnson.blogspot.com/2011/10/tips-from-edited.html?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+MindlessMusings+%28Elana+Johnson%2C+Author%29


Talli Roland has a fasinating article on why she decided to go the self-publishing route ...

and with what novel. And what a novel it sounds to be!

Check out her post now :

http://talliroland.blogspot.com/2011/10/my-next-novel-and-why-im-publishing-it.html

WIN A KINDLE FIRE!


WIN AN AUTOGRAPHED COPY OF ROSE MADDER BY STEPHEN KING!

{IF YOU GUYS HELP ME PULL OFF A MIRACLE ...

THERE IS EVEN A double-sided AUTOGRAPHED MOVIE POSTER OF

HARRY POTTER & THE ORDER OF THE PHOENIX SIGNED BY EVERYBODY

INCLUDING

J. K. ROWLING!}


AND EVEN MORE PRIZES!



HOW MANY MORE? THE NUMBER DEPENDS UPON YOU AND …



JOHN LOCKE!


What does John Locke have to do with anything?

We’ll get to that in a minute. Like with Bella & Edward, delayed gratification is the key to holding someone’s interest.



But now on to …

THE FRIENDS OF VICTOR STANDISH contest.


As with every epic journey, it begins with the mandatory first step :


FIRST STEP :

To enter the contest, you MUST post a review of THE LEGEND OF VICTOR STANDISH and hit the “Like” button {After all, this is called “The FRIENDS of Victor Standish contest”} on the Amazon page for the novel.

This gets you FIVE entries into the contest.


AFTER this step, there are many ways to get more entries into the contest.

OTHER WAYS :


1.) Introduce a pudgy enemy to a hungry Alice. (She made me put this one in -- but it will win you the contest.)


2.) Write a post about Victor’s contest and his YA urban fantasy. This will get you FIVE entries. {Just send me a link to make sure you get credit.}


3.) Each following post on your blog about Victor’s book, his contest, his world, his genre will get you FIVE more entries. Please send me a link to that post as well.


4.) Twitter about Victor’s contest. Each tweet will get you ONE entry. But you can tweet many times about different things :


which villainess you think is most evil, who you like more Alice or Victor, how great you think I am (this will get you two entries – ouch! Alice just kicked me.) The only limit to your Victor Tweets is your imagination.


5.) Facebook about Victor’s contest – this will get you ONE entry. But you can make many Facebook comments, using your imagination to spark interest in Victor’s book and his contest. (Please send me a link so that I can give you credit for each time.)


6.) It is to your interest to get as many people talking about Victor’s contest and buying his book as you can. Each person saying you got them to buy and post a review of THE LEGEND OF VICTOR STANDISH gets YOU another entry.


7.) Visiting the FRIENDS OF VICTOR STANDISH Facebook Page

http://www.facebook.com/#!/pages/Friends-of-Victor-Standish/146105295486155

and leaving a comment gets you ONE entry. Starting discussions and debates there gets you another entry.

8.) Placing Victor's button with a link to this post will get you ONE ENTRY. TWO if you make up your own colorful one. Just send me the link to your page.


9.) Coming up with a new great way to fan the flames for Victor’s book and his contest will get you FIVE entries.


NOW ABOUT JOHN LOCKE’S ROLE IN THIS CONTEST :


Mr. Modest (he says he writes 7,000 words a day when he is writing a novel) writes :

“Your book doesn’t have to be first-class. It just has to sell.” Well, duh!


He further writes that 1,000 people buying your book and getting one other person to buy it will propel you into the Top 100 list – after that, your novel will gather a momentum of its own.


I’M PUTTING JOHN LOCKE TO THE TEST.

You and my other friends make up over 900 followers of this modest blog. If only a fourth of you get just two friends to buy Victor’s book, I should, according to John’s math, be nearing the Top 100 list.

If just a fourth of that group gets one friend to buy – I should HIT the Top 100 list


AT WHICH POINT I WILL DRAW FOR THE


KINDLE FIRE and STEPHEN KING’S autographed ROSE MADDER.


BUT ALONG THE WAY – LET’S HAVE SOME FUN!!!


When Victor goes to the 100,000 level,

there will be a drawing for an AUTOGRAPHED MEGAN FOX PHOTOGRAPH



When Victor hits the 75,000 mark,

I will have a drawing for an AUTOGRAPHED BRAD PITT PHOTOGRAPH

(there’s also a Cate Blanchett autograph on it, too).



At the 50,000 mark,

I will have a drawing for an AUTOGRAPHED ANGELINE JOLIE PHOTOGRAPH.



At the 30,000 mark,

I will have a drawing for a 16 X 20 limited, numbered fine art print, MOONDANCE, AUTOGRAPHED by the stunning artist (in two ways), OLIVIA DE BERADINAS (#1650 of 4000)



At the 20,000 mark,
I will have a drawing for THE GOLDEN COMPASS movie poster AUTOGRAPHED by

DANIEL CRAIG

NICOLE KIDMAN

SAM ELLIOT



At the 10,000 mark,

I will have a drawing for THE COLOR PURPLE movie poster AUTOGRAPHED by

STEPHEN SPIELBERG (director, producer),

QUINCY JONES (composer, producer)

KATHLEEN KENNEDY (producer) and FRANK MARSHALL (producer.)



At the 5,000 mark,

The drawing will be for the AVATAR movie poster AUTOGRAPHED by

JAMES CAMERON

SIGOURNEY WEAVER

SAM WORTHINGTON

ZOE SALDANA

STEPHEN LANG {Listen up, marines. Pandora will eat you up and shit you out like little ju-ju beans.}


At the 1,000 mark,

The prize drawing will be for THE ROCK movie poster AUTOGRAPHED by :

SEAN CONNERY

NICK CAGE

ED HARRIS



At the 500 mark,

The prize drawing will be for FROM DUSK TO DAWN movie poster AUTOGRAPHED by :

QUENTIN TARANTINO

GEORGE CLOONEY

The beautiful SALMA HAYEK

HARVEY KEITEL

CHEECH MARIN

JULIETTE LEWIS and the most of the rest of the cast.



After that, the prizes will keep on coming with different ceilings being reached until THE TOP 100 is reached!

Oh, you're waiting for the miracle prize?

Should you guys help me pull off a miracle and get Victor to #10 in the Amazon's TOP 100 sellers ...

J. K. ROWLING'S AUTOGRAPH on the double-sided movie poster of HARRY POTTER & THE ORDER OF THE PHOENIX will be given to some lucky entry!


Yes, Victor’s Contest is brass, crass, and rash – hey, it came from the minds of John Locke and Victor Standish. What else did you expect?


LET’S HAVE SOME FUN WITH THIS!


THIS IS MY KIND OF CONTEST! ROLAND

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Wednesday, July 13, 2011

SEX EXPLAINED!

SEX explained

We want to believe. And it causes us no end of troubles.

Many have emailed me, asking what I was doing with my SEX post.

In the last four hours of the day yesterday, I posted the one word, SEX, and two sexy photos. Nothing else. I tripled my existing number of visitors and far surpassed the highest day of the past month.

John Locke claims to know the secret of vast eBooks sales. I’m happy for him. But you don’t catch J K Rowling or Stephanie Meyers writing books on how to sell millions of books.

Why? Sometimes the lightning strikes. Sometimes it doesn’t. It rarely strikes twice in exactly the same way.

John is sure the key is to write “timeless” posts, twitter search who has spoken of your topic, then twitter them the link to your “forever relevant” post. BAM. Success is waiting to pounce upon you after that.

He wrote a post of his hero worship of Joe Paterno and his mother and followed his recipe for success. Lightning struck. The university which employs Coach Paterno chose Locke’s post as the blog of the month. Thousands of visitors poured Locke’s way. Fate’s spotlight sizzled upon him.

Locke had a backlist of books ready for the opportunity. He himself describes his books as lewd, shocking, disgusting, and deliciously bawdy. As yesterday proves, SEX sells. Amanda Hocking found out the same thing.

Can we duplicate that chance fall of the dice? Can we write something that will speak to the heart of an institution or international movie star so much that they will write of it in their blog or twitters? Lots of luck with that.

So far Stephen King hasn't written of me in his ENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY articles. And I promised him a date with Olivia Wilde, too!

We all want to believe that there is a system. The casinos love those of us who cling to that delusion.

There is only the strike of lightning. Our responsibility is to have the best product we can craft should that lightning ever strike us. We can hold up the lightning rod all day, or we can continue to grow as writers. The smartest of us try to do both.
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Tuesday, July 5, 2011

JOHN LOCKE … thru the eyes of Victor Standish


I walked up to Captain Sam’s table where Alice, my ghoul friend, was lost in a book. “What’re you reading?”

Alice looked up absently, “This system by John Locke to sell millions of Kindle books. I want to discern if there is any merit to it so as to help Roland.”

{http://www.amazon.com/How-Sold-Million-eBooks-Months/dp/1935670913/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1309895373&sr=1-1 }

Her British accent sent tingles through me, but I was Victor Standish, and I don’t let girls know they’re getting to me. But her Mona Lisa smile said I was only fooling myself.

And talking about fooling, I said, “Oh, I read that last night for the same reason. Boy, Old John must have pretty broad shoulders.”

Alice frowned, “Why do you say that?”

“From the way the guy kept patting himself on the back all the time. ‘I have made 3 separate fortunes. My posts are timeless, forever relevant. I write 7,000 words a day when I write a novel. I have the system guaranteed to make you a success. My snake oil will make you live forever.”

Alice frowned like an angry librarian. “He wrote no such thing.”

“Yeah, but he probably will next week.”

Alice sighed as if at a dim-wit (and no snide comments from you guys out there!) “I have read where this Amanda Hocking, herself a Kindle wonder, said that it is more likely a Kindle author will only sell less than a 100 copies of their eBooks – not anywhere close to a 100,000.”

I sat down beside Alice. “Yeah, but she’s not hawking a “How To” book for $10 a pop either. I mean, look – he’s made $20 just from the two of us.”

Alice puckered her pretty lips. “But he’s sold so many books.”

“Yeah, but have you looked at the covers? Sex sells. Even if they’re only sexy legs.”

Alice glared at me. “And just how do you know what the covers look like, Mr. Standish?”

“Hey, he’s got them plastered at the top of his blog. { http://lethalbooks.com/ }

That guy sure knows how to manipulate :

soft-soaping poor people on Twitter to be his shills;

writing only what he thinks will sell, not what’s in his heart;

singing the praises of sport and sick Hollywood greats, then twittering those legends’ fans with a link to his blog.”

Alice looked troubled. “Mr. Locke may be sincere.”

“Yeah, maybe. But I’ve lived on the streets all my life and had to fend off panhandlers that whole time. When a deal sounds too good to be true, it ain’t.”

“Isn’t,” chuckled Captain Sam as he sat down beside me.

“I’ve read his book for the same reason you two did. So that makes $30 he’s made. Still, he did have a sound idea or three. Maybe lightning just struck as it sometimes does. Or his system does works. Time reveals the truth eventually.”

Alice cocked her head, blonde waves becoming a waterfall. “But what of all the people who will follow Mr. Locke’s system in the mean time?”

Captain Sam smiled sad. “Sometimes faith will heal you even if the pill you swallow is sugar.”

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