HAVE YOU HEARD?

HAVE YOU HEARD 

     ANY OF MY AUDIOBOOKS?

Go here to listen to a few minutes FREE from FIVE of my AUDIOBOOKS:

https://soundcloud.com/roland-yeomans

If you like any that you hear, you can BUY MOST OF THEM FOR ONLY $1.99

 if you have bought or downloaded for free their KINDLE BOOKS!

 

 

Give them a listen.  Tell me what you think.    :-)

AS FAR AS YOUR IMAGINATION CAN TAKE YOU

Are you sick of the Publishing Machine that churns out sequels, remakes, and the same boring plot over and over?

Are you sick of the "heroic destiny" yet?

Well, VICTOR STANDISH has no heroic destiny to pry from the hands of a heartless Fate.

Destiny? 

He's too busy digging his next meal from a French Quarter alley dumpster

and his first love from the graveyard to have time to worry about destiny.

His adventures may start in modern New Orleans,

but they soon streak to the last day of Troy, to the French Quarter of 1834, and finally to the Off-Reality Betting Parlor at the End of All Things where literally anything goes ... and comes.

Along the way, Victor will meet the Angel of Death, Mesmer, the cats who owns a French Quarter Restaurant, vengeful demigods, warring Sidhe, living Egyptian mummies,

ride into battle with Valkyries, and even survive the hilarious Menage a Trois of Death! 

THE FIRST of his adventures

THE LEGEND OF VICTOR STANDISH is still FREE!
 http://www.amazon.com/LEGEND-VICTOR-STANDISH-Roland-Yeomans-ebook/dp/B005NCUTAG/

The rest of the series in order are:

2.) UNDER A VOODOO MOON

3.) THE RIVAL

4.) END OF DAYS ( told through the eyes of his ghoul friend, ALICE WENTWORTH)

5.) THE THREE SPIRIT KNIGHT

Remember when reading was fun and filled with wonder?  With VICTOR STANDISH, it still is.

 

And a movie that brings back the wonder and fun is:

 

NEVER RUN FROM WOLVES.

"Never run from wolves. You'll only taste better."

- Victor Standish.

http://www.amazon.com/LEGEND-VICTOR-STANDISH-Roland-Yeomans-ebook/dp/B005NCUTAG/

 

Victor Standish here.  Even stories with no end have a beginning.  Mine is no different. 

 

But for a LIMITED TIME you can get MY BEGINNING FREE!

 

And once having gotten my Kindle book, you can get the AUDIO BOOK for $1.99!

 

How cool is that? 

 

And along the way you will meet fascinating characters like Mesmer, the only cat who owns a French Quarter restaurant.

 

You know what's missing from TODAY'S FANTASY and SCIENCE FICTION?

 

OPTIMISM .... and ... FUN.

 

 

I mean I sleep in libraries, and all you see these days on the shelves are Dystopian ...

 

Is it just me but does Dystopian sound like a sick stomach?

 

And these Apocalyptic novels? 

 

The girl who is fated to save the world.  Give me a break.  Hitler would've made short work of Katniss.

 

In a world gone mad ...

 

The best we kids can do is try and survive the madness of the adults around us and find a way to thumb our noses and laugh.

 

And what is it with all the zombies?  I mean my time in Detroit gave me all I want from them!

 

Ah, Alice, you're a ghoul, not some mindless zombie. 

 

Would you stop looking at my fingers like that?  Alice!

 

See?  Harry Potter never had this kind of trouble with Hermione!

 

 

EVERY NOW AND THEN A FRIEND MAKES THINGS BETTER

 

Every now and then a friend makes things better ...

 

A new audio book newsletter is out that spotlights audiobooks (for a price, of course)

but you have to have your own banner made!

AudaVoxx

http://www.audavoxx.com/

And my photoshop skills are unto that of Wiley E. Coyote's!

http://heathermccorkle.blogspot.com/p/cp-design.html

But then along came Heather McCorkle, steampunk/fantasy author & graphic designer!


And faster than Alice can get Victor Standish into trouble, Heather came up with this grand banner:

Isn't this a beautiful banner?

 

THANKS, HEATHER!