STICKING MY HAND UP THROUGH THE WATER

Hello, Everyone :

I have discovered a worse enemy than DayStar : Human Resources.

I went to their doctor and found out that :

1.) I might have a hernia.

2.) I might not.

3.) I might have a pulled groin muscle.

4.) I might not.

5.) Time will either make the hernia bigger or help mend the groin pull.

6.) English is not my doctor's first language.

7.) English is not my doctor's second language.

8.) His every third word was in English. I think.

9.) This was his first work for my company.

10.) He wanted to impress them. My well-being was down further on his list. Much further.

11.) Going to the company doctor for a diagnosis is like going to the company lawyer for representation.
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