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Thursday, November 27, 2014

Let Kirk & Bourne Teach You How NOT To Fight!



If ever you should find yourself in a life or death struggle on an alien planet or an exotic locale ...

Do NOT follow Kirk's or Bourne's example!!



Ever in search of ways to break his fingers, Kirk stumbled upon the Ax-Handle Blow, guaranteed to shatter those finger bones and lose the fight!





But did the good captain give up or show good sense?

Hey, this is Kirk we're talking about:





Then, there is Jason Bourne whose genes must have ended up in Kirk somehow:






Children, do not try this stunt at home.  Let suicidal rogue agents do it!


And if you guys are wondering how the BATMAN VS. SUPERMAN duel will end --

Let Darth Vader give you a clue:


Then, there is this Batman match: 

4 comments:

  1. Much as I'm a Trekkie from way back, those old fight scenes with Kirk or anyone from Star Trek are embarrassing to watch now. The Bourne movies, though seem to get great martial art guys to choreograph the action; I've watched them with a martial arts-trained friend and he's impressed.

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  2. Jim Kirk never met an alien (female) he didn't want to smooch. No stunt-double would do, he did his own kisses and stunts.

    "Jim, no means no."

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