MERRY CHRISTMAS! from RATATOSKR

Enough with the unicorns already!!

Ratatoskr here to wish you guys a MERRY CHRISTMAS!

Roland?  

Oh, he's changing into warm clothes.  I gave him a White Christmas for my present.

And did he appreciate it?  Nooooooo!

I mean so I made it snow INSIDE his apartment.  

What's the big deal?  

We even had a neat snowball fight and everything.  At least I thought it was neat.  Snicker.

Know what I want for Christmas?  

Buy my book and give me a GLOWING REVIEW.  

Hey, humility is over-rated!  Only 99 cents.

Already have it?  Great!

You can get the Audio of it for ONLY $1.99!

http://www.amazon.com/HIBBS-CUB-CLUE-Roland-Yeomans-ebook/dp/B00MT8DNLY/

And Shhh! No telling Roland I asked.  

He gets so bent out of shape for the strangest reasons.  

I mean I whisked Angelina Jolie to sit on his lap and everything last night.  

Ah, I did sorta bring her husband along, too.  

And all her children!

Good thing Roland has a big apartment!

Roland just says I wanted to read all her tattoos. 

Which I did! 

She giggled when I scurried down her back to read those. 

At least I choose to think it was a giggle.

Her husband promptly slugged Roland who said it wasn't his fault! 

Pitt growled that he wasn't about to slug a squirrel!