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Sunday, March 8, 2015


I was sitting alone at my table in the darkened Meilori's.  

I frowned as the light of my laptop showed the steps of how to publish a book on Createspace.

I sighed.  

Would anyone pay $9.99 for a print version of THE LEGEND OF VICTOR STANDISH?

{Cover Format Courtesy of Heather McCorkle}

Fingertips pressed softly on my shoulder.  "May this wayward soul sit down?"

I looked up.  Emily Dickinson, dressed in a black Victorian dress, stood smiling sadly at me.

Her voice was gentle, low, and caring.  I smiled back.  "Of course."

I got up and pulled out the chair for her.  She flowed down into it as lady-like ghosts often do here at Meilori's.

As I sat back down, Emily slid a small volume to me.  Its cover was dark and light lavender.  Its simple title: POEMS ~ Emily Dickinson.

"This first volume of my poetry appeared on this day in 1890, two years after my death.  

My early editors, the critic Thomas Higginson and family friend Mabel Loomis Todd, 

made many changes in an effort to make my poems more 'conventional,' 

but these had not allayed the priggish critics."

 Emily picked up the volume from in front of me and read one of her "versicles" as her critics called them:

"The soul selects her own society,
Then shuts the door;
On her divine majority
Obtrude no more.

Unmoved, she notes the chariot's pausing
At her low gate;
Unmoved, an emperor is kneeling
Upon her mat.

I've known her from an ample nation
Choose one
Then close the valves of her attention
Like stone.

Emily withdrew a folded newspaper clipping from her dress pocket.

"I told others that my critics bothered me not.  But here is the lie: 

this aged review by Thomas Bailey Aldrich from THE ATLANTIC MONTHLY of January, 1892.  

It reads as follows:
'But the incoherence and formlessness of her — I don't know how to designate them — versicles are fatal….

An eccentric, dreamy, half-educated recluse in an out-of-the-way New England village (or anywhere else) cannot with impunity set at defiance the laws of gravitation and grammar.'"

Her hand gently covered mine.  "You are of worth, young sir, because you care.  Your prose is of worth if only one soul is uplifted because of it."

Emily smiled, “I know nothing in the world that has as much power as a word.  Sometimes I write one, and I look at it, until it begins to shine.  

I read one of yours or one of your other friends like Cora, and it does the same."

Her eyes sparkled,   

“We turn not older with years but newer every day.  You are newer today than yesterday for you have suffered, you have learned -- so you are a new you."

The ghost of Mark Twain sat down beside me with a laugh.

  "Besides, son, where are those critics of Miss Dickinson here now?  Who do folks remember?  Emily Dickinson or that Thomas Bailey Aldrich?"

He winked at Emily who blushed, and he grinned,

"I believe that the trade of critic, in literature, music, and the drama, is the most degraded of all trades, and that it has no real value--certainly no large value...

However, let it go. It is the will of God that we must have critics, and missionaries, and congressmen, and humorists, and we must bear the burden."

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Emily scolded him.  "That is all very well and good, Samuel, but what about your feelings for poor Miss Jane Austen?"

Mark looked like he had bitten into a slug.  

"Agh!  You're right, of course.  I haven't any right to criticize books.  And I don't do it except when I hate them!"

He rubbed his face. 

"I often want to criticize Jane Austen it is true.  

But, Lordy, her books madden me so that I can't conceal my frenzy from the reader.  Therefore I have to stop every time I begin."

He took out a cigar and lit it as Emily's nose wrinkled in distaste and went on, 

"Everytime I read PRIDE AND PREJUDICE I want to dig her up and beat her over the skull with her own shin-bone!"
Emily gently removed the cigar from his mouth, putting it out defiantly on the tabletop.  

"It is so heartening to see how you have mellowed with age, Samuel."

He glared at me.  "Now, you see why gentlemen are a dying breed, Roland."

"Or at least a smokeless one," I smiled.


  1. A nice look at the way to handle critics from a couple of classics . . . :)

  2. Killing a literary critic is good source material for chapters in any author's books.

  3. That's right - no one remembers a critic. No statues are ever erected for them.

  4. Tyrean:
    Thanks for all the RT and favoriting of my tweets. And yes, Emily is a class act ... and Mark is a scoundrel, but a funny one!

    Shakespeare felt the same way about lawyers!

    Exactly. Those who can, do. Those who can't rant! :-)

  5. Norman Mailer once said, "I have never hit a critic, and I say that with some wistfulness."

    Somewhere I have a little books called "Rotten Reviews," which obviously contains reviews of now famous classics. It's really stunning how disastrously wrong so many critics have been about so many books.

  6. Helena:
    I smile imagining seeing Mailer saying that. Sorry for the lateness of the response. I worked all weekend with an abcessed tooth! OUCH!!!! The dentist decided to be Marquis de Sade this morning. Double OUCH!! :-)

  7. Didn't even know it was International Women's Day, but thanks for pointing it out. There remains a lot of room for improvement. . .