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Friday, February 12, 2016

DON'T READ THIS POST!

Me am Bizarro Roland --


DO NOT BUY THIS BOOK!

IT AM TOO EXPENSIVE AT $9.99

PROSE INSIDE AS UGLY AS COVER OUTSIDE

IT AM BAD SIGN WHEN LITTLE GIRLS
ASK FATHERS TO READ THEM 1st PAGE 
EVERY NIGHT BEFORE THEY GO SLEEP!


DO NOT BUY AUDIO BOOK
JACK DE GOLIA AM TERRIBLE NARRATOR
$9.97 AM TOO EXPENSIVE FOR AUDIO BOOK! 


Me Am Bizarro Roland.

Me Am Rooting for Lex Luthor:

10 comments:

  1. You have to have read Superman to know Who Lex Luthor is . . .I surely didn't know there was a Bizarro Roland (hope he doesn't do your blood deliveries)

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    1. There is a Dark Roland, but Bizarro Roland just visits when I am exhausted AFTER the blood runs. :-)

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  2. The new cover for your book is great!
    Bizzaro Roland might be disappointed by the outcome of that movie...

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    1. Poor Bizarro Roland is always disappointed. He am voting for Trump, too. :-)

      I really like how the cover turned out. Thanks for liking it.

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  3. Well, hello, Bizarro Roland. Have we met?

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    1. Only when I am exhausted from blood runs! :-)

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  4. Now I'm thinking of the Jungle Book song 'Bear Necessities'...
    I like that cover.

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    1. Yes, Baloo would like Hibbs. Isn't that cover grand? Sorry to take so long to reply but the blood runs have kept me working all day. Whew!

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  5. Hi Roland - well I've learnt some things - Lex Luthor, and Bizarro ... not being a boy, nor American, nor having sons or daughters for that matter ... I guess I missed out!!

    Love the new Hibbs cover ... and then those blood runs - hope some rest is around the corner ... all the best - Hilary

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    1. No such luck. Been at it since 4 in the morning, and I just got back with another looming ahead of me!

      Isn't that new Hibbs cover great?

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