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Sunday, December 31, 2017

WHAT WILL BE THE LAST THING YOU DO THIS NEW YEAR'S EVE?



What will be the last thing you do this New Year's Eve?

Or if it has passed, what was it?

What will be, or was, the last meal for you in 2017?



STRANGE NEW YEAR'S EVE BELIEFS

1.) IF YOU DON'T KISS SOMEONE AT MIDNIGHT, YOU WILL BE UNLUCKY IN LOVE ALL YEAR


2.) EMPTY CUPBOARDS MEAN THEY WILL STAY EMPTY ALL YEAR

I wonder if that goes for empty heads as well -- which would explain the politics of this last year!


3.) OPEN ALL THE DOORS JUST BEFORE MIDNIGHT

That is to let out the Old Year and let in the New Year will all its promise.

All the Democrats across America are not only flinging open all their doors tonight, but their windows, too!


4.) EAT 12 GRAPES AT MIDNIGHT

One for each month -- that is just in case you do not like cabbage and black-eyed peas!


5.) NO LOANS TONIGHT

A full wallet seems to give promise for a full bank account during the New Year!


6.) NO TEARS AT MIDNIGHT

Lest you have a year full of sadness.



HERE IS MY WISH 
FOR ALL OF YOU TO HAVE 
MORE SMILES THAN TEARS 
THIS NEW YEAR!

2 comments:

  1. On a day between palliative care shifts - sleep is all I'm thinking of! I'm going to celebrate Twelfth Night instead, lazily I suspect :-) But wholeheartedly wishing for better for everyone in 2018 xxx

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  2. Wish my wife and daughters a wonderful 2018.

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