Miss me? I'm Ratatoskr.
And do I have some news for you guys:
LUCIFER'S ORPHAN IS FREE TODAY AND TOMORROW!
It is a great fun book despite the fact I'm not in it, but I am in D.G. Hudson's interview with my pal, Roland at Meilori's! http://dghudson-rainwriting.blogspot.com/
Hey, you guys like THE WALKING DEAD? Then, I have another FREE BOOK for you. THINK SUPER 8 MEETS THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE.
7 year old Victor Standish, minus all his training and ball bearings, fighting to survive in a Detroit over-run with zombies.
Will he survive?
Hey, this is my other pal, Victor, we're talking about!
You know, I was scampering around Amazon's Zombie book listings, and guess what? Those jokers put LOSE WEIGHT WITHOUT DIETING by David Normark in the list! What a hoot!
But I guess becoming a zombie would make you lose weight ... and table manners!!
Oh, before I scoot here's something else:
But it is spooky and gives you a close-up look at Meilori, The McCord's wife.
There are whispers of strange sins in her eyes, promises of forbidden pleasures in her full lips, and death in her lingering kiss.
But, hey, the guy loves her!
And when ancient evil is awakened by the shooting of the first talking Western, she is actually the lesser of the two evils!
And people wonder why I am a single squirrel!
Want to win an autographed Henry Fonda photo from
THE GRAPES OF WRATH?
NOT RECENT ENOUGH? HOW ABOUT ...
A VIN DIESEL AUTOGRAPH?
FROM THE NAMES OF THE FIRST 8 REVIEWERS,
WILL BE DRAWN THE WINNER OF THIS PHOTO!
Before I go:
Did you hear of the midget fortune teller who killed his customers and now is a small medium at large?
Or this one?
Did you hear of the dyslexic devil worshipper who sold his soul to Santa?
Or this one?
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the “P” is silent.
Gotta run now! The Humor Police are hot on my furry tail!