“Rather we fight to keep
something of worth alive than in the expectation that we will triumph.”
– T.S. Elliot
is trying to explain weapons from the future to the men whom he has reluctantly been given command.
FUTURE SHOCK
“The illiterate of the 21st
century will not be those who cannot read and write, but those who cannot
learn, unlearn, and relearn.”
- Alvin Toffler
Sometimes I think Sentient is
trying to write a fable in the heartbeats of my life.
A fable says more than it says,
is bigger than its own parameters. I know at least that my aspirations are
bigger than my ability to attain them.
I always felt that Sentient
regarded me as a hungry owl would an unsuspecting rabbit.
The dry ice vapors from the
opening disappeared with a static crackle in a burst of Byzantine brilliance.
The elevator of surprise dropped
my stomach to the bottom floor.
Four strange items were displayed
singly on the shimmering surface of each of the ivory pedestals.
A sparkling helmet with a glassy
visor and writhing cables which searched along its surfaces as if for prey.
A bulky handgun looking as if it
lifted weights in its spare time.
A futuristic rifle that looked stolen from the set of a Flash Gordon serial. It seemed more polyethylene than
metal … but I later learned it was composed of neither.
A weird weapon resembling a
Martian bazooka with a bad attitude and questionable parentage.
Sentient filled me in on their
details. I kept my jaw from dropping with an effort worthy of one of Hercules’
Labors. I wondered how the Tartarus I was going to explain them to my Spartans.
‘Simply as if to moronic children
… as I speak to you.’
I quoted Old Testament poetry to
keep my temper. I had come to realize that if Sentient could make me angry, she
could control me. Why should I give her such power over my life when she had so
much over it already?
Of course, Sentient knew my
thoughts: ‘Vanity of vanities, saith the Preacher, vanity of vanities; all
is vanity. What profit hath a man such as thee?’
I sighed in my mind. ‘The true
measure of a man is not his intelligence nor how high he rises in this freakish
world. No, the true measure of a man is this: how quickly can he respond to the
needs of others and how much of himself can he give.’
“Ant” Vincent scoffed, “What the
hell are those things, Major?”
I took a deep breath. Made it
deeper and prayed for inspiration. I caught sight of his "Spartan 3oo" patch on
his left upper arm.
Bingo.
I bent and picked up the helmet.
It trembled in my hands, the cables oozing slower. I could have sworn a slight
buzzing came from it. “Ant” stepped backwards as I approached him with it.
“The ancient Spartans had their
helmets. This is ours. Here. Put it on.”
“I ain’t doing that!”
Cpt. Reese stepped up and took it
gingerly from my hands. “If Vincent is too antsy to do it, I’ll put it on.”
In one fluid motion, he placed it
on his head a lot faster than I would have.
“Whoa!”
I didn’t blame him. Those
glistening cables wrapped about his throat. “Ant” gave a little shriek.
“You all right, Reese?”
His voice sounded odd as if a
tuning fork had been granted speech. “B-Better than all right, Ant. It’s cold
in here. What gives?”
“The air is oxygen rich,” I said,
“along with other compounds that increases your strength, endurance, speed,
and thinking.”
Ant frowned, “Where is that air
and all that other stuff coming from? I see no tubes leading into the helmet.”
“From 15o years in the future,
the time of this helmet’s creation. It’s made from a nation yet to be born … or
I should say re-born.”
“That’s impossible,” said Pvt.
Stewart Taylor, our resident Doubting Thomas.
“You wouldn’t say that, Stew,”
came Reese’s transformed voice, “if your
head was inside this thing.”
I said, “Pick up that bulky gun
on the pedestal to your right.”
He did and went stiff. “Whoa! I’m
seeing grids, numbers, and crosshairs.”
I said, “Your visor is actually a
smart scope among other things. That gun, a Desert Eagle, was made by the same nation that made
your helmet.”
“What’s my helmet called?”
“No name. 15o years from now, the
entire world is so filled with big and small wars that there is no romantic
naming of weapons or even numerical designations.”
I motioned to Theo. “Sergeant,
would you open the front door to our barracks?”
He did, and I said, “Reese, will
you point your Desert Eagle ten degrees to your left?”
He did and stiffened. “What the?
I see Major Laska!”
Porkins laughed, “He’s back from
seeing his Mommy.”
Reese kept with tradition and
ignored him. “The grid tells me he is 900 meters away. Hey! The gun is tilting
and raising on its own!”
“Yes, Corporal. If there were
bullets in that automatic, you could squeeze the trigger and be assured Major
Laska would be killed no matter the bullet drop or the windage.”
Lt. Stein gasped, “Even at that
range?”
Theo quickly closed the door as
if fearing Reese would find bullets to put into the gun’s clip.
I shook my head. Laska was intent
on finding and arresting us. Luckily, Sentient had made our barracks invisible
to everyone but us.
“Reese, you can put down the
Desert Eagle and take off the helmet.”
“Do I have to?”
“If you want two of your very
own, you do, Corporal.”
He did so, but very slowly and
reluctantly.
I bent down and picked up the Flash Gordon rifle. “This, Gentlemen, in a twist of irony, is the Sig Saur Spear made by the Germany of 90 years from now. Fires single or auto.
It has a clip of 25 bullets
with stainless steel bases and bodies of brass to sustain the 80,000 psi
operating pressure of this rifle.”
“The Germans beat us?” frowned
Porkins.
“Not if we do our job right in
this day and age. In the future, they are … allies of a sort.”
“What kind of sort?” snorted Agent Cloverfield.
I listened to Sentient and
sighed, “The sort of ally Russia is to us right now.”
“That’s what I figured,” groaned
Theo.
I gently placed down the Sig Saur
Spear. “They call this the Spear since it was created to be given to an elite group
of soldiers … the tip of the spear so to speak.”
I picked up the bulky Martian
bazooka. “And this, gentlemen, is the weapon that will win the day for us … or
get us killed by those nine Nazi E-Boats.”
“Is it too late to ask for a
transfer?” weakly laughed “Ant” Vincent.
- Orson Welles
Sentient is so darned rude. I’m glad I don’t have to like her.
ReplyDeleteRichard Blaine is hardly fond of her either! :-) Thanks for dropping in for the next instalment of his adventures.
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