FREE GIFT to usher in March! Laughs included!

WORTH TWICE THE PRICE!

http://www.amazon.com/GHOST-WRITERS-SKY-ebook/dp/B006Z1MAP6

Ah, wait ... I'm giving this away for FREE!?

{for the next 5 days!}

Have you enjoyed the antics of Mark Twain's ghost these past two days?

Well, he's back along with some of his bickering ghostly companions :

Ernest Hemingway. H P Lovecraft. William Faulkner. Raymond Chandler. Bruce Lee.

Bruce Lee? What does he know about how to write? Plenty.

And that's the line I'm sticking with. Have you seen this guy fight?

These and other ghosts like Winston Churchill, Robert E. Howard, Will Rogers, Alfred Hitchcock ...

and many others (the lovely spirit, Marlene Dietrich, included)

will show you ways to improve your writing that worked for them.

C'mon. Download it. It's worth every penny. Mark Twain just muttered I'm overworking that line!

The book is funny. Mark Twain says so.

Would he lie? Ah, don't answer that. It would just depress him, Roland
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NEW WINNER!! ANN BEST!

My best friend, Sandra (You toucha these entries; I breaka you fingers) Thrasher

has drawn the name of ANN BEST to win the ROBERT DOWNEY, JR. AUTOGRAPHED MINI-POSTER OF IRON MAN!

(Ann earned 10 entries by posting a review on AMAZON & posting one on her blog.)

Ann, send me your mailing address so that I can send you that poster.

Just 4 more reviews need to be posted on AMAZON before Sandra draws for the

1967 LIFE MAGAZINE COVER AUTOGRAPHED BY CHARLES SCHULTZ or

the winner can choose to received a movie program AUTOGRAPHED BY CLINT EASTWOOD.

How cool is that?

Just TEN copies of THE LEGEND OF VICTOR STANDISH need to be bought before Sandra draws for ...

THE CHRISTIAN BALE AUTOGRAPHED POSTER OF BATMAN BEGINS!

Is my VICTOR STANDISH CONTEST neat or what?

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Something for Alex Cavanaugh and other movie lovers :
Joss Whedon: 'The Avengers' Will Be Told From The Eyes Of Captain America

While the superhero-packed film "The Avengers" has every comic book lover's heart aflutter, a concern lingers on just how the coming blockbuster will rangle a story with so many characters and backstories.

"The Avengers" has the awesome and difficult task of combining Marvel's VIPs --

Iron Man, The Incredible Hulk, Thor, Captain America, Hawkeye and Black Widow --

into a single story line.

Tough, but movie vet (and clandestine Shakespearean daredevil) Joss Whedon has found a way around this too-many-cooks-spoil-the-pot thing.

“I set out with a very simple problem," Whedon said in the latest issue of Entertainment Weekly.

"There is no reason for these people to be in the same movie. So that’s what my movie has to be about.

So much of the movie takes place from Steve Rogers’ (Chris Evans) perspective, since he’s the guy who just woke up and sees this weird ass world. Everyone else has been living in it.”

Clever, very clever! The film also boasts some of Hollywood's biggest names: Robert Downey Jr., Mark Ruffalo, Chris Hemsworth, Scarlett Johansson, Jeremy Renner, Tom Hiddleston, Stellan Skarsgård, and Samuel L. Jackson.

"The Avengers" opens in 3D on May 4th. Alex and I can hardly wait.

NEW WINNERS! NEW PRIZES!

FIRST WINNERS

in the

FRIENDS OF VICTOR STANDISH CONTEST!

{Please email me your addresses to receive your prizes!}

1.) Wendy Morrell won :

Alexander Skarsgard's autograph!

2.) Francine Howarth won :

Megan Fox's autograph!

3.) Hart Johnson won :

Brad Pitt's photograph.

(These 3 got entries because they put up posts about me BEFORE they even knew the rules!)


Please, guys, write a review of THE LEGEND OF VICTOR STANDISH so you, too, can be eligible to win. WRITING A REVIEW is the FIRST STEP in entering his contest!


AND NOW!

NEW PRIZES!!

1.) When THE LEGEND OF VICTOR STANDISH hits #900 AMAZON SALES RANKING :

GQ magazine AUTOGRAPHED BY ALEXANDER SKARSGARD!



2.) When THE LEGEND OF VICTOR STANDISH hits #600 in the AMAZON SALES RANKING :

{For fanboys everywhere!}

BRUCE CAMPBELL AUTOGRAPHED EVIL DEAD 2 special Book of the Dead edition DVD!


3.) When Victor hits #300 in ASR :

ENYA AUTOGRAPHED POSTER!


3.) When Victor hits #25 in ASR :

CLINT EASTWOOD AUTOGRAPHED movie program, only given to the Press, for

FLAGS OF OUR FATHERS.


NOW, IS THIS CONTEST NEAT OR WHAT?
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