Nickie, my co-worker, nodded sagely. "Yep. Boooooring."
We'd been talking my disenchantment with Sookie in the TRUE BLOOD novels.
Bill, her first lover, had suffered near death twice for her, but she is attracked to sociopath vampire, Eric.
"Vampire Bill is boring while Eric is just bad and sexy."
"Uh, he tore apart a guy who was just trying to escape being chained in his cellar.
And then, he got upset when the man's blood ruined his hair's highlighting."
Nickie giggled, "That was so cute."
"What if the guy had been your kid brother? Still cute?"
"Oh that guy was a jerk. He had it coming."
"And the two little children Eric looked down as munchies toward the end of season two? Did they have it coming?"
"Oh, you're as boring as vampire Bill." And Nickie hurried off to try saving LEGEND OF THE SEEKER.
Our conversation got me thinking on how difficult it is to write a non-boring hero or heroine. But being good boring?
Earl Warren, Chief Justice of the Supreme Court, once wrote : Everything I did in my life that was worthwhile, I caught hell for.
I don't know about you, but that's pretty much how it's been for me.
So Niki and actors who moan that good guys are boring don't really mean boring in the obvious sense.
As writers we have to look at heroes through the reader's eyes. And what do they want of their heroes?
To live vicariously through them.
And who wants to suffer through routine living second-hand? We get enough of that up close and personal.
Our failure with heroes is that we make them routine.
What do the readers want from the hero of the novel they're reading?
To live dangerously and to have fun through them by :
How often have you been stung in a situation, only to come up with the perfect comeback HOURS after the fact?
Think CON-AIR when
Cameron Poe says to agent Larkin :
"Sorry boss, but there's only two men I trust. One of them's me. The other's not you."
Or with Robert B. Parker when Spenser says :
"...You have any suggestions, make them. I'm in charge but humble. No need to salute when you see me."
Fraser said, "Mind if we snicker every once in a while behind your back?" "Hell, no," I said. "Everyone else does."
— Robert B. Parker (The Widening Gyre)
Or when Spenser walks into a TV station's boardroom to see three lawyers sitting on a couch beside one another.
"Which one of you speaks no evil?," I asked. (A Savage Place)
University professor turned writer, Robert B. Parker, had thought-provoking things to say about writers, literature, and life :
“It was not just that Ross Macdonald taught us how to write;
he did something much more, he taught us how to read, and how to think about life, and maybe, in some small, but mattering way, how to live.”
"Being a professor and working are not the same thing. The academic community is composed largely of nitwits.
If I may generalize. People who don't know very much about what matters very much, who view life through literature rather than the other way around.”
“The advantage of writing a series is that it probably replicates,
for lack of a better word, real life more than most fiction
because most people have a history and know people and come and go and you have a chance to play with the characters and not just the protagonist.
It gives you the opportunity to develop--
lapsing back into academe for a moment--a whole fictive world. Gee, I love saying that now, just keeping my hand in. Fictive world!.”
"I sit down every day and write five pages on my computer.
At some point I found that not outlining worked better than outlining. The outline had become something of a limitation more than it was a support.
When I did the Raymond Chandler book, Poodle Springs, which was in the late eighties, I was trying to do it as Chandler did it,
and since Chandler didn't outline then I thought I won't outline.
If you read Chandler closely you can see that he didn't outline. What the hell happened to that chauffeur in THE BIG SLEEP?
I would recommend to the beginning writer that they should outline because they probably don't have enough self-confidence yet.
But I've been writing now since 1971 and I know that I can think it up. I know it will come."
"It's tempting to say the Ph.D. didn't have an effect, but it's not so. I think whatever resonance I may be able to achieve is in part simply from the amount of reading and learning that I acquired along the way."
But I digress ...
What, besides saying snappy dialogue, do readers want to do through their heroes?
To do the extraordinary.
Even if it is in ordinary circumstances. Spit in the eye of the bully. Tweak the nose of a snobbish boss.
Take this scenario :
A tired stone mason sits at a bar run by one of his few friends. Another man sits down beside him. He never looks at our hero, but he pushes a thick manila envelope over to him.
He whispers, "Ten thousand now. Ten thousand after she's dead."
He gets up and slowly walks away. Our hero hurriedly opens the envelope. Sure enough there is the money. And a blown-up photo of a woman from her driver's license.
Our hero gets up to follow the man to see if he can get the license plate number of his car to give to the police. The man is already outside -- getting into a police car.
What does our hero do? What would you do? And so starts the Dean Koontz novel, THE GOOD GUY. (Hey, the title even fits in with my own title of this post.)
There is a hero inside all of us ... if we only know where to look. There is a magentism to your hero of your novel ... if you know where to look. And where is that?
In your heart, friend. In your heart. *** And in the spirit of this post and the holidays :
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