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Friday, September 12, 2014

SOMETIMES THE MONSTER SAVES YOU


 
HERE IS A SAMPLER OF MOST OF MY HEROES!
 
 
Want to hear a chapter from HIBBS, THE CUB WITH NO CLUE?
 
Want to hear how Samuel McCord, a TEXAS Ranger, got assigned New Orleans by a dying President John Adams?
 
Want to hear how Samuel McCord killed his father and met the Turquoise Woman at the age of 15 in 1815?
 
Hear how Victor Standish and his ghoul friend, Alice Wentworth, spend their first ... and nearly their last Christmas!
 
Hear how a fallen angel awakens in a British insane asylum with no memory of how she got there just in time to join Evil in defending the Earth from alien invasion.
 
Those tales and more are in the audiobook 
BRING ME THE HEAD OF McCORD! 
 
Only $11!  What a steal!

Sunday, September 7, 2014

RAINFOREST MUSE 0r Is That NEWS?




 
D.G. Hudson has opened the door to her cyber-home
 
and graciously allowed me to talk about the roots  and origins of my latest novel,
 
THE STARS BLEED AT MIDNIGHT  ---
 
and what went into my first children's novel, HIBBS THE CUB WITH NO CLUE.
 
Come and visit and let me know what you think, all right?

Thursday, September 4, 2014

HIBBS ON THE RUN FROM ASGARD!





  
I was trying to write in Meilori's again.  It is always an chancy thing.

Each day in it is whatever day it was when the last visitor entered.

You can go from Thanksgiving to Mardi Gras with the entrance of one visitor.

 I heard a scampering of heavy furred feet. 

I looked up. 

Hibbs, the cub with no clue.

Hibbs, being a magical being, can appear in Meilori's at any stage of his life.  This time, the cub looked frantic.

"Hide me, Mr. Roland!"

There was a scurrying of sharp nails and Ratatoskr, the Asgardian squirrel, leapt to my table. 

Hibbs groaned, "Too late."

Ratatoskr took my ice tea tumbler in both hands and gulped down nearly half of it.

"Poooie!  Not enough sugar!"

He scurried to the sugar bowl and dumped its entire contents into my glass as I muttered under my breath. 

Ratatoskr gulped down the rest of my tea.

"Ah, just right!"

Ratatoskr's eyes brightened as he spotted Hibbs.  "There you are!  Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun?"

Hibbs grumbled, "If I tell you, will you go away?"

"Oh, you're funny!  Like you, they're always short!"

"Where is the Turquoise Woman when you need her?" sighed tiny Hibbs.

"Oooh, another one," grinned Ratatoskr.  Why don't you iron 4-leaf clovers?"

I frowned, "I don't know."

Hibbs pleaded, "Don't encourage him!"

Ratatoskr snickered, "Silly Roland, you don't want to press your luck!"

He scampered up on the shoulder of the fidgeting Hibbs and snorted, "How do you know an Irishman is having a good time?"

"Like I'm not having," moaned Hibbs.

"He's Dublin over with laughter!"  Ratatoskr slapped Hibbs on the back of his furry head. 

"Get it?  Dublin over with laughter!!"

With a trilling moan as of a thousand Apache spirit flutes, a swirl of snowflakes suddenly appeared beside my table. 

My breath frosted in tiny clouds at the sudden chill.

The minature snowstorm twirled and flaired into a column of bright sparkles that slowly breathed into the tall Turquoise Woman. 

Eyes, terrible and beautiful beyond the singing of them, lanced into the startled Ratatoskr who tried to swallow but couldn't.

In a voice like icicles singing, the Turquoise Woman asked the Asgardian squirrel as tiny lightnings formed at the end of her pointing forefinger.

"What do leprechauns love to barbeque?"

"Wh-What?" stuttered the terrified squirrel.

She zapped the rump of Ratatoskr with a minature lightning bolt.  "Short ribs."

Hibb snickered as the squirrel grabbed his bottom with both small paws and leapt off onto the floor, scampering away for dear life.

The Turquoise Woman flowed without effort after the running Ratatoskr and asked, "When is an Irish Potato not an Irish Potato?"

She sent another sizzling bolt into the poor squirrel's butt and laughed coldly as he yelped, popping up in the air, "When it is a FRENCH fry!"

The two of them disappeared around the nearest corner in Meilori's, but we heard the faint voice of the Turquoise Woman:

"What is the main difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?"

Hibbs huffed and squirmed onto the chair beside me with a bit of an effort. 

"Darn.  They're out of earshot.  Now, I'll be wondering all day what the answer was."

Suddenly, the Turquoise Woman appeared beside him and tweaked his ear.  "One less drunk at the party!"

Hibbs yelped but she was already gone back to "rewarding" Ratatoskr for tormenting the cub she loved.

Tuesday, September 2, 2014

THERE WAS A TIME I LOST HOPE_Insecure Writer's Support





Hope is an ethereal yet essential thing.


“I believe that imagination is stronger than knowledge. That myth is more potent than history. That dreams are more powerful than facts. That hope always triumphs over experience. That laughter is the only cure for grief. And I believe that love is stronger than death.” Robert Fulghum, All I Really Need to Know I Learned in Kindergarten


Beautiful words.  But sometimes the world becomes ashes in your hands, and what do you have left?


When hope dies, life has a weird way of giving you its form of C.P.R. or hitting you with those electric paddles. 
You see, in a strange way there is neither happiness nor misery in the world.

There is only the comparison of one state with another.


He who has been plunged into the deepest grief later comes to see what beauty he foolishly took for granted before.    
That which he was blind to prior becomes to him a healing scene of rare wonder.


Perhaps wisdom can be distilled into two words:
Wait and Hope.


I had a silly dream, born of the wonder my friends in The League of Five had in the thrill of continued adventures in linked books:



To be able to weave a linked world of different heroes fighting in a cosmic war that few even realized was ongoing from one novel to another and have them read and loved was my dream.


Know how many copies of HIBBS, THE CUB WITH NO CLUE I have sold?   Two.  And I bought one of those for my own Kindle!  Ouch!


Some months back it hit me that I was never going to sell many of my books, much less be popular.


The Father murmured, “There are worse fates.” 
And I contracted cancer like my mother before me.
  Stunned and fearful, I said, “Yeah, you right.”


{By the way, for all you males out there – those are the 3 magic words for your angry wives or lovers:
YEAH, YOU RIGHT. 
They will at least not make matters worse!}


After a very unsettling time, the Father granted me a reprieve. 
A reprieve is all any of us get. 
Our promissory note on life always come due, and the Postman in Black turns up at our doorstep … and he has the key to every one of our doors.


Sandra, my best friend, is dying of cancer. 
When she emails me (which now is seldom for she is focusing on her family and her own fears),
she demands to know how I am doing in work, how my health is, and how my prose dream is doing.


It seems trite in the extreme to whine about the Lab Tech who has been actively trying for years to get me fired. 
(It is a puzzlement to all who know of it and me.  But sometimes you work with mentally unstable people … sadly this one has clout.)


Sandra insists she wants to know of my books. 
She says in this age of reality programming and Twitter, no one wants to think while they read. 
If I enjoy the act of writing, then write.  If 5 people find pleasure in my prose, then my dream has not been in vain


Life is short and fragile as both Sandra and I know. 
We must be mindful of the beauty and love that pushes through the cracks of the concrete of a world seemingly intent on crushing us.


If you want to give me some good news to write Sandra, buy a copy of

THE STARS BLEED AT MIDNIGHT   http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00N758R96  {$2.99}

or

HIBBS, THE CUB WITH NO CLUE  http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00MT8DNLY    {.99}


If not, that’s all right, too. 
I have learned the importance of each breath treasured for its own sake. 

A  good friend gone far away just reminded me on Facebook of my own words on my Author Page:


“The great thing about being a writer is that you CAN BE a princess, an astronaut, or a dinosaur.


Samuel Clemens was never taken seriously as a writer ... until he was famous.  He wrote ‘You are a crank ... until you succeed.’


People will take you as seriously as you take yourself.


We must be whole within ourselves -- no matter what inane nonsense folks think of us. 

That is why writers are lonely, for a dream is a private thing since no one's dream is dear to someone looking from the outside.


Every pioneer goes it alone, but writers are lucky: they get to take their characters along with them inside their heads!”


It is good to have good friends like Robert to remind us of who we are.

Have a lovely week, my friends.

Friday, August 29, 2014

AVAILABLE NOW!


 
AVAILABLE NOW!
{AUGUST 30TH}
 
If you enjoyed THE HOBBIT,
 
you will find yourself absorbed and in love with HIBBS, THE CUB WITH NO CLUE.
 
Imagine a mysterious valley where all the myths of the world mingle and clash. 
 
Into this dreaded rift in realities wanders an innocent bear cub from the land of Lakota legend.
 
Trying to land a catfish, he catches a dragon
 
He irritates leprechauns and antagonizes killer unicorns.
 
He meets Ratatoskr, the Asgardian squirrel who spreads malicous gossip back and forth
 
from the dragon who gnaws at the roots of the World Tree
 
to the enormous eagle perched on the top of Yggdrasil, ever vigilant for the first signs of the Twilight of the Gods.
 
As he wanders, the mysterious Turquoise Woman teaches him lessons he will need to survive. 
 
The thick of head, big of heart cub never learns, but somehow always manages to survive.
 
 
His enemies are legion. 
His friends are few. 
His legend is just beginning.
 
 
Don't miss HIBBS, THE CUB WITH NO CLUE!
 
 

Thursday, August 21, 2014

Why WRITING IN THE CROSSHAIRS?

Why the title

WRITING IN THE CROSSHAIRS?

All writers I believe write in the crosshairs.

If you have beta readers and have submitted to agents/editors,


you know the feeling of being in the crosshairs of their evaluations.

Ouch. But no pain, no gain.

But I am thinking of the imagry of the hunter.


He fixes his aim at his target, looking through his scope.

The image is hardly crisp at the beginning. He must adjust the lens to achieve crisp clarity and the best chance of hitting his target.


Writers are like that hunter.
 

At first the image of our tale is blurry.


We tighten the focus with revealing dialogue, vibrant characters, engaging crises, and creative descriptions.

Pacing and plot tighten the image even more. Sometimes we get it with dead-on clarity. Most times we don't.

No one but Shakespeare is perfect. If you don't believe me, ask Harold Bloom or any university English professor.



It is a tricky endeavor writing in the crosshairs.


How do we focus quicksilver humans into concrete mental images?


Take flames. They look like objects but are really processes.

Humans are like that as well. No human actually is complete. He or she is in the process of becoming.



But becoming what? We answer that question with our choices.

But there is more to my title than that.


We all write the movie of our lives in the crosshairs.


That endeavor is more tricky. We don't get the luxury of time to reflect, muse, or ponder at leisure.


Life is a harsh mistress. As we struggle, she flashes us that "beauty-queen" smile:

all sharp teeth and no heart. And in her games of chance, the House ultimately wins.


Like Indiana Jones we must make it up as we go along.
 


We plan and prepare.

Life gleefully throws her monkey wrench into our preparations.

We must write our lives in the crosshairs of illness, accidents, dysfunctional humans, and our own inner demons.

We are all in Life's crosshairs, and none of us know when she will pull the trigger. We just know that she will.


This is what my blog is all about:


How to maintain a measure of grace and peace in the crosshairs of Life.


I haven't figured it out yet.

Let me know what helps with you.

I am currently listening to "Follow Me" from the anime Innocence.

The romance of my haunted, undead Texas Ranger, Samuel McCord, and his immortal love, Meilori Shinseen, seem to linger among those lyrics like the ghost traces of a moonbeam.

Here is a music video I think you may like:

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Please consider pre-ordering my HIBBS THE CUB WITH NO CLUE:
http://www.amazon.com/HIBBS-CUB-CLUE-Roland-Yeomans-ebook/dp/B00MT8DNLY/

Chris Pratt showed up at Children's Hospital Los Angeles on Wednesday night in full Ravager garb.  Notice Hibbs in the painting behind Chris and the young boy!

Tuesday, August 19, 2014

HIBBS & AZURE, THE MAD UNICORN


 NOW AVAILABLE FOR PRE-ORDER!

Thanks to all of you for such nice comments and emails.  The heavy-duty pain meds are a thing of the past.  So now, I am smarting a mite.

Hibbs has decided to come to my rescue this post:

Here is a snippet from the chapter,
 
 HIBBS AND
AZURE, THE MAD UNICORN:


Hibbs, as was his nature, was exploring. That he was alone in the dreaded Valley of the Shadow did not bother him.  To him each day was a grand adventure. 
And when you are a bear cub whose head was empty of even a single clue, each day did, indeed, prove to be an adventure—whether that adventure was one worth having only occurred to Hibbs after the fact, if at all.
Hibbs was on the trail of a strange, fabled creature.  Its hoof prints were oddly cloven.  What wonderful sort of animal left such prints?  He almost danced with excitement as he ambled along.
He walked down a steep, grassy, rock-strewn hill.  How sure-footed it must be he thought.  Hibbs wondered what it looked like.
At times the trail faded or vanished entirely, only to be picked up again a few paces away by the keen-eyed bear cub.  He crossed a narrow gully and skipped up the opposite velvet-grassed slope.  As he reached its forested peak, Hibbs skittered back in surprise as a magnificent unicorn, its sharp tusk the color of a sea shell’s insides, reared in front of him.  Its black sharp hooves pawed the air like angry anvils.
With the screaming unicorn rearing as it was, Hibbs had a clear answer as to what sex it was.  Too clear.  Hibbs wrinkled his muzzle and motioned for the unicorn to come down on all fours.
“Every male has those, Mr. Unicorn, so you can just stop the bragging.”
“I am NOT bragging!” thundered the unicorn.  “I am threatening!”
Hibbs turned around in a start, fearing to see some monstrous nightmare creeping up from behind him.  Nothing.  He turned around with an exasperated snort and pointed a paw at the unicorn.
“Very funny, Mr. Unicorn.  There’s no danger back there.”
The unicorn whipped back its flowing mane and snorted, “The danger is in the front of you, Dolt!”
Hibbs cautiously peered around the huge unicorn and only saw the grove of cottonwoods not six paces away.  “Nope.  No danger there either.”
“Azure!” roared the unicorn.
Hibbs looked up at the bright background to the fluffy clouds.  “Ah, I’d say the sky looks more the color of a robin’s egg, Mr. Unicorn.”
“My name!” thundered the unicorn.
Hibbs slapped his tiny arms along both sides.  “How would I know that?  But my name is Hibbs, the cub with no clue.”
The unicorn groaned as he always did when he felt a headache coming on.  “That last is obvious.”
The rage swept over his headache.  “I meant MY name was Azure … the mad unicorn.”
Hibbs frowned, “What are you mad about?”
“Not that mad!” moaned Azure, feeling his headache worsening.
“Oh, that’s good.  I hate being very mad, don’t you?”
Azure hissed, “Yes!  And now, you have made me very, very mad … as well as insane!”
Azure lowered his razored horn, “So I am going to suck the very marrow from your bones!  What do you think of that?”
Hibbs was quite sure he wasn’t smart enough to answer that question.  In fact, the small bear didn’t think there even was a smart answer to it.  So he just said nothing – which is often a very smart thing to do.  But Hibbs was only smart by accident so he did not hurt his reputation.

How is little Hibbs going to get out of this one? 
 
The answer is in his new book,
HIBBS, THE CUB WITH NO CLUE.
 
 


To Hibbs, love is stronger than the sorrow it brings 

Hibbs thanks all of you for making his pre-order book
#23 in Kindle's Children's ebooks on fairy tales and myths!