NO, NOT THAT WAY!
Uh, well, maybe in a sense ... Gee, now I sound like Obama,
A projected 128 million people in America will read blogs in 2014.
Don't you wish you could get 1% of them to read your blog?
On the average only 33% read your ENTIRE post.
That means basically your mother and your cat looking over your shoulder.
And both will probably understand just as much of it.
Most read only the headline,
skim quickly the body of your post,
and then only slightly less quickly dart through your summary or conclusion.
Sadly, this culture cannot focus for long. In fact, most will zone out in the middle of this very sentence!
Got your attention, didn't I?
Now, you understand why I don't give out Halloween candy at Meilori's anymore, don't you?