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Monday, January 16, 2012


The ever-entertaining Henry Mazel wrote a provocative post, THE SECRET LIFE OF MARLENE DIETRICH (Her ghost pointed it out to me) :

Henry has also written a thrilling book : THE PLOT AGAINST MARLENE DIETRICH :

Now, on to my ghostly midnight visitation --

The sound of a book hitting the floor hard awakened me. I pried open protesting, heavy eyes. They flew wide when I saw her.

Marlene Dietrich. Or her ghost, actually.

In a frilly black night wrap and not much else. She rose like the spirit she was, picked up the book and threw it down once more. Harder.

"Deine mutter hurt in der stadt!"

"Ah, do I want to know what that means?"


She spun her ghost chair around, sitting with easy grace upon it so she leaned upon its high back, and looked hotly down at me. "HOW TO SELL A MILLION eBOOKS! Its author ... oh, there are no good English words. Dorf trottel!"

Marlene smiled wickedly. "And no, you do not want to know the meaning of that either."

She shook her head. "It is like listening to a good joke told badly. Much build-up for little pay-off."

Haunted eyes stabbed into me. "Liebling, the end of the rainbow is just another lonely place where hopes and dreams slowly fade away."

Her long blonde hair slid to half cover her face as she leaned forward and down to my air mattress. "Do you want that single moment they call fame ... or do you want to touch the heart?"

"You have to ask?"

Her smile illuminated her lovely face, showing the lonely soul within. "Ah, Ich liebe dich."

"Do I want to know the meaning of that?"

Her smile rivaled Mona Lisa's. "No, but later, if you are lucky, I will show you anyway."

She suddenly frowned. Not bending to pick up the book, she merely pounded a pretty foot on it.

"He wants that moment ...

and the money that writing bestsellers will give him. Ha. He promised secrets to success and gave endless pages of self-praise and using people as means not ends. Bah."

She jabbed a long, slender finger at me. "You want to touch the heart, to write a story that others will come back to again and again?"


"Then, you must give them dreams, danger, mystery ... and most importantly, you must give them love."

She sat up, running those long fingers through her wavy tangle of hair.

"And you must not make it easy, liebling. There must be two problems : one inside the hero -- one outside him."

She looked intently at me, her eyes sparkling like knife points.

"Your hero must be his own greatest enemy not some Nazi. Nazi's. Ha! They give him something to hit when all she wants to hit is her - I mean - himself."

Marlene sighed, her eyes looking into places that seemed to break her heart.

"If we have the wit, we can conquer those who would bind us. But against ourselves ...."

She bowed her head, slowly raising it.
"Against ourselves, we need help. We need love. The fire burning from one good heart will draw us out of the darkness of ourselves and onto the road leading to healing, to the light. Perhaps not triumph but ...."

She hugged herself. "Ah, but to die in the arms of one you love and who loves you ... that is a victory no Nazi can take away."

Marlene tapped the laptop by my air mattress. "Here is the stuff dreams are made of, liebling."

Her eyes looked beyond me.

"Set your stage quickly. Bring all the players on stage in the first three chapters. Be honest with the audience : let them know who the hero is so that they can attach their hearts to him or her -- tell them the theme :

does money equal success, does fame, or does the trust of one good man mean your life has not been in vain?"

She blinked back sudden tears.

"Let the readers have fun with your heroes. Toss everything in the air. Snatch happiness and safety from their heroes. Give the hero one slim chance to get it all back. Take that all away."

Marlene smiled bitterly.

"Life is quite good at that. But fiction, unlike life, must end well if you would have publishers buy your tale. Give them that happy ending. Oh, after much darkness, storm, and strife, of course."

Her smile was brittle. "Bring everything down to a single, seemingly impossible showdown. Make the enemy unbeatable."

Marlene leaned down, and her lips brushed my ear. "And unlike life, let the hero win and come away wiser, better, stronger."


"Yes, liebling?"

"You did walk away a winner : stronger, wiser, and better."

Marlene cocked her head, letting her hair become a wavy waterfall.
"Dass Liebe, die aus Trümmern auferstand,
Reicher als einst an Größe ist und Kraft."

In a husk, Marlene translated,
"And ruin'd love, when it is built anew,
Grows fairer than at first, more strong, far greater."

"Shakespeare," I said.

"Truth," Marlene smiled sadly.


  1. Truth.

    Lots of very good advice, Roland.

  2. Hey, I did something right! My hero IS his own worst enemy.
    And I've read that book. Ironically I'm already doing some of what he suggests, just through blogging not Twitter. I'm not worried about selling millions, so I'll just keep doing what I'm doing and writing what I write.

  3. Thanks, Michael :
    I try to be helpful and entertaining at the same time. Your comment helps me feel as if I am not playing to an empty house.

    Alex :
    In some ways, we all are our worst enemy. Yes, that book has some salient points. But he was indepentently wealthy. He could had the time to spend all day on Twitter. I admire how much time you spend on blogs. But my job eats up most of my day, plus the sleep my drained body demands. Most writers do not have the opportunity to spends hours on twitter or blogs.

    Indeed, keep on with what you are doing,for it is surely working, Roland

  4. Such great advice, and it's always a pleasure hearing from Marlene. :)

  5. Heather :
    I am work after having spent most of the daylight hours finishing my latest, GHOST WRITERS IN THE SKY.

    Thanks for visiting and commenting even though my cyber presence has been demanded elsewhere! Roland

  6. I think I just fell in love with your blog, and not just because I'm of German heritage. What a kickin' post. Wise AND entertaining.

  7. Leslie :
    You made my weary evening as a rare blood courier ever so much better. If you punch Marlene Dietrich name in my search box, I am sure it will lead you to other posts I have written of her.

    She is in several of my chapters of the book I am presently writing, GHOST WRITERS IN THE SKY, where ghost of famous people teach us to write better.

    I am so happy you really enjoyed my blog. Your blog was lovely and truly helpful. Please come back, Roland

  8. Ah, the eternally lovely and sage Marlene!